Garden Salad Bowl Ring
“Why did the Tomato turn Red?” “It saw the Salad Dressing!” “What do you call a Vegetarian with Diarrhea?” “A Salad Shooter!” Okay, that’s Gross, but still Funny… Like this Adorable Salad Bowl Ring. Crisp Lettuce, Sliced Tomatoes, Radish, Carrots, Onions, YUMMMMMM! Fun Adjustable Ring that’s Ideal for the Salad Lover. Handmade from Polymer Clay, it’s so Realistic you’ll want to Grab a FORK!
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Fun Green Garden Salad Bowl Foodie Ring
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I Love You so Much I Poop ❤️’s
LMAO! Well… This could be true. It’s the Most Hilarious Pendant I’ve seen in days. A Handmade Charm made out of Pewter that clearly illustrates a Toilet and a Big Ole Heart. Underneath the Cute Picture, a Beautiful Phrase…
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Zombie Finger Necklace
“Why was the Zombie Afraid to Cross the Road?” “He LOST his GUTS!” “Why did the Dyslexic Zombie Starve to Death?” “He couldn’t Find any SNIAAARB!” “Why did the Zombie go to the Orthodontist?” “To Improve his BITE!” HA……
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Vampire Blood Resin Ring
Such Beauty… Such Blood! It’s a Resin Ring that’s Vampire Bling! A Ring Filled with Thick Red Vampire Blood, that’s not for the Squeamish at Heart. A Resin Ring that’s Nickel Free, Lead Free, Chromium Free, and totally Hypoallergenic……
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Humpback Whale Song Pendant
What a Beautiful Idea… A Pendant of Soundwaves… Made from a Humpback Whale! And if you’ve never heard what a Humpback Whale Sounds like, it’s Bizarre and Breathtaking at the same time. This Pendant brings it all home. Perfect…
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666 Occult Earrings
Nothing like the Number of the Beast on your Forehead, oh wait, that’s your Ears! My Bad! Dangly 666 Numbers, Dripping and Dire from your Lobes… Perfect for the Occult, Satan Worshiper or Halloween. Creepy, Dark, Handmade, Chandelier Earrings…
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Hourglass Cufflinks
You’ll never be 3 Minutes late with these Cufflinks… Okay, you WILL, but at least you’ll look good! :) Ultra Cool Cufflinks with a Blue Sand Filled Hourglass Design. Elegant and Sophisticated!
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