F@#K The Time Watch
What TIME is it? Who gives an F! Especially when you’re wearing this F@#K The Time Watch! Let everyone know how you really feel. :)
via Amazon #Ad
The Watch that doesn't give a F@#K!
The F Time Watch is perfect for anyone who has a beef with time. This Funky Watch stands out, and has a Comfortable Flexible Band. The Japanese Quartz Movement comes with a 5 Year Limited Lifetime Warranty. The only thing that would make it better? To be F@#KING in stock! :)
-
Painless Clip-On Piercings
Want to look all Pierced out? This pack of 24 Rings are actually Clip-Ons that go anywhere you desire: Ears, Nose, Eye-Brow, Lip… Look like your whole Body is Pierced, without all the PAIN! :)
-
Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
-
Shower Curtain Ring Earrings
These remind me of the Shower Scene in Bates… Right? Rip the Curtain back and Stab Stab Stab. Ahhhh, the Good ole days… Why would one want Shower Curtain Earrings? Why NOT? They’re so Fun, so Different, so Odd……
-
Pron Star Belly Button Ring
Oh I always wanted to get into the Pron Business… Have my name in lights… (Like the VCR Flashing 12:00 12:00 12:00), and now, a little piece of me can, for it’s a P R O N Star Belly…
-
Decapitated Beauty Ring
WOW! Creepy Cool! It’s the Decapitated Head of a Barbie Doll, that’s been BURNED and Turned into a Ring! Bizarre! This is one Ring that will make everyone Stop, Stare, and Question your Sanity! LOL Barbie’s looking a little…
-
Fried Onion Ring Earrings
These earrings are incredible. They look so real… I mean, you could practically eat them. It’s earrings that look just like fried onion rings. A crispy fried ring for each earlobe, dabbed with faux ketchup, of course. Lovely, beautiful,…
