Real Red Lipstick Necklace
"Has Anybody tried to apply Lipstick and Eye Shadow to a Dog Turd?" "It’s impossible! You really can’t make this Shit up!" But with this Necklace you can. It's an Oversized Shades of Red Lipstick Necklace that you will definitely NOT find in the Mainstream. It's Fun, it Varies the Shades of Lipstick, and it Hangs from an 18" Multiple Black Chain with a Lobster Caw Clasp. Now you can Update your look Instantly... In the Insane Asylum! :)
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Poop Emoji Pendant
There is nothing more romantic than poop… if you’re a dung beetle! Which is why, this pendant is just for you. A cute, fun, brown emoji poop on a dazzling disc pendant with bling. High polish sterling silver finish,…
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Ancient Greek Coin Ring
Love it. Love the Griffin… The Griffin is a Legendary Creature with the Body, Tail, and Back Legs of a Lion; the Head and Wings of an Eagle; and an Eagle’s Talons as its Front Feet. And this Griffin…
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Flying Pig Cremation Pendant
Growing up, I used to watch Green Acres. And I always thought it was so funny that they had a pet pig; Arnold Ziffel (did you know he had a last name?) But, as it turns out, many people…
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Backwards Watch
While this Cool Watch can’t take you back in Time, it does Create the Illusion that Time is running Backwards. The Numbers are arranged Counterclockwise, and the Hands move Counterclockwise as well. If that doesn’t mess you up, nothing…
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Additional Parking Belly Ring
Okay, when I Read this Road Sign I had Coffee in my Mouth and I Spit it all over the Monitor… TOO TOO FUNNY! Why not Wear a Belly Navel Piercing that reads “Additional Parking in Rear”? HA! Have…
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Humpty Dumpty Charm
Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall, Humpty Dumpty had a Great Fall… CRACK! And this Charm sure does “CRACK” me up! It looks nothing like Humpty Dumpty. It looks more like Mr. Potato Head Constipated! HA!












