Flying Spaghetti Monster Necklace
If I ever saw a REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster, I'd probably Freak. Can you imagine the Size of the Meat Balls? Well, this FSM Pendant is made out of Silver Finished Solid Cast Metal with Enamel Inlay. This Monster Pendant is 1.4 Inches Wide and it includes a 22 Inch Neck Chain. Plus, it also comes in a Plastic Gift Box. SWEET! Now... Religion or not, I'm Hungry... Where's that Spaghetti?
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Army Wife Soldier Necklace Set
What a Wonderful Necklace Set… Featuring two different Pendants, one for him, one for her… As they separate, for a little while. Whether it’s him (or her) going off to the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines… Going to Africa…
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Dinosaur Skull Necklace
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Dinosaurs! So anything Dinosaurs grabs my Interest! And when I saw this really Slick Dinosaur Pendant, I lost my Mind! Really! Look at it! It’s Beautiful and Kick Ass Cool!
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Butt Nuggets Cufflinks
Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!”…
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Evil Chocolate Bar Pendant
You know that Chocolate Bar you ate the other day that made your Stomach upset? Well, Neither do I! But, if you ate this one, I could see that happening. Because it’s an EVIL Chocolate Bar! Munch!
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Thug Life Ear Plugs
If you’re gonna get something Tattooed on your Knuckles, why not Thug Life? Makes sense right? And so… Thug your Ears as well! These Acrylic Plugs have the image of Hands, in a Fist, with the Words “Thug” on…
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Equation Watch
Looking at this Watch makes my Brain Hurt! Really! It’s a Watch with nothing but Equations for Numbers and Hours! GREAT! What Time is it? Time to get out my Calculator… For Sure!











