Flying Spaghetti Monster Necklace
If I ever saw a REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster, I'd probably Freak. Can you imagine the Size of the Meat Balls? Well, this FSM Pendant is made out of Silver Finished Solid Cast Metal with Enamel Inlay. This Monster Pendant is 1.4 Inches Wide and it includes a 22 Inch Neck Chain. Plus, it also comes in a Plastic Gift Box. SWEET! Now... Religion or not, I'm Hungry... Where's that Spaghetti?
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Barbed Wire Necklace
What a Beautiful Necklace. Barbed Wire! Usually the only things that Wear Barbed Wire around their Necks are Cattle (“Can I Fit Through Here?”), but you’ll do just fine. Hand Carved and Cast in Solid Bronze, this Pendant looks…
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Shoe Whore Charm Bracelet
Well, if the Shoes Fit… Then you just might be a Shoe Whore! Some Women can’t help it… They just have to have Every Shoe in Every Color in Every Style! And now, you can tell the World that…
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Creepy Skeleton On Toilet Charm
“Why was the Skeleton Stupid? “He was a Bonehead!” HA! And this Skeleton is certainly a Bonehead. He’s Sitting on the Toilet Smoking a Cigarette. LOL Death Becomes Us, Right? “When does a Skeleton Laugh?” “When Something Tickles his…
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Gone Squatchin Watch
Remember when Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar Man, came across Sasquatch in “The Secret of Bigfoot” Episode… That’s what I always thought Big Foot looked like. Ha Ha! Now I know Better… It’s really Dark, Blurry and Tree…
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A Match Made in Heaven Cufflinks
Awwwwwww!!! Talk about Romantic and FUNNY! These Cufflinks say a lot about YOU and the person that gives them to you… A Match Made In Heaven! How Sweet… The True Meaning of this Saying is: A Marriage that is…
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Diamond Uzi Ring
This Jason of Beverly Hills Custom Uzi Ring is made with 5.26 Carats of Black Diamonds set into a Black Gold Mounting, shaped just like an UZI. It’s a Great Look for Guys, and the Ladies shouldn’t be Intimidated…












