F**K My Life Bracelet
LOL The FML Website (and App) are Hilarious! e.g. "Today, I Returned a Rental Car and almost got Charged extra for the 'Funky and Rotten' Smell in the Car. I Blamed it on a Sausage Roll, not having the Heart to tell the Woman it was my Fart from a Minute Before. FML" and... "Today, I Bit my Boyfriend's Neck. I felt something Squirt into my Mouth. Turns out I had just Popped a Pimple on his Neck. Into my Mouth. FML" Ewww.... And this Bracelet is almost as FUN! Made of Silicone, this Bangle Bracelet will fit most any Wrist... Even Yours! :)
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Dead Bunny Necklace
LMAO! A Dead Bunny Necklace… Perfect for Easter, right? Well, this Necklace is 14k Gold Plated, 16″ (with a 3″ Extender), and Features Three Upside-Down Dead Hares. HA! Superstitious says that Rabbits Feet are Good Luck, and now, with…
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Beans on Toast Tie Tack
“Why is your Son Crying?” The Doctor Asked a Young Woman in his Office. “He has Four Baked Beans Stuck up his Nose!” “And Why is your Little Girl Screaming?” He Asks. The Mother looks at him and says…
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Sugar Donut Brooch
LOL I want to Wear this just to see the stares. It’s a Hilarious Brooch Pin that will not only make people gawk twice, but drool all over themselves. For it looks so REAL. A Funny Lapel Pin that…
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Wonder Woman Lasso Bolo Necklace
Kick some Ass… It’s Wonder Woman, and she’s about to Wring your Neck. Literally. For it’s her Famous Lasso of Truth turned into one of the Coolest Superhero Pendants ever. The Wonder Woman Lasso Bolo Necklace that Features an…
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Thanksgiving Turkey Earrings
Wear these Cool Holiday Earrings and you’ll be hungry all day. Big, Fat Delicious Turkeys bobbing off your Lobes, hanging from these Black Leverback Earrings. They just Scream YUM!
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Garfield Vitruvian Watch
The Vitruvian Man is a Drawing by Leonardo Da Vinci which originally was Pen and Ink on Paper, and Depicts a Man in Two Superimposed Positions with his Arms and Legs Apart and Inscribed in a Circle and Square…