F**K My Life Bracelet
LOL The FML Website (and App) are Hilarious! e.g. "Today, I Returned a Rental Car and almost got Charged extra for the 'Funky and Rotten' Smell in the Car. I Blamed it on a Sausage Roll, not having the Heart to tell the Woman it was my Fart from a Minute Before. FML" and... "Today, I Bit my Boyfriend's Neck. I felt something Squirt into my Mouth. Turns out I had just Popped a Pimple on his Neck. Into my Mouth. FML" Ewww.... And this Bracelet is almost as FUN! Made of Silicone, this Bangle Bracelet will fit most any Wrist... Even Yours! :)
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Goon Face Ski Mask Pendant
The last time I wore a Ski Mask was when I was 8 and my Parents had a Snowmobile. But NOW… I can Wear it anytime I Want, with this Iced-Out BLINGING Black Rhodium Ski-Mask full of Cubic Zirconia…
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Turquoise Skull Ring
This Ring features a Carved Turquoise Skull with a Crystal and Pearl Encrusted Crown… Just what my Wife always Wanted! :) Gotta LOVE those Eye Sockets and those Smiling Teeth! SWEET!
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Cute Lemon Wrist Watch
When life hands you lemons, wear it on your wrist. For this fun, colorful wrist watch is so fruity and festive, it’s ideal for Summer, lemonade, and the blistering hot sun. A happy watch with a lemon dial, and…
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Godzilla Pendant
It’s the Top of a Primordial Ecosystem, a God for all Intents and Purposes… A Monster! Ahhhhhhhh! Run, it’s Godzilla! Godzilla makes for one Kick Ass Pendant! Just look at that Face, those Hands, that Tail!
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Two Pink One Stink Cufflinks
WHAT WHAT WHAT WAT???? It’s the Craziest Set of Cufflinks any Bestman, Groom, Best Friend could Wear. And Share. It’s Eyebrow Raising for sure… Two in the Pink, One in the Stink. HA! What a Surprising Pair of links….
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Smiling Male Pendant
LMAO! This Necklace Cracks me up… It’s a Smiling Male, with Red Swim Trunks, that when you Wear him, he Stands in your…. your… Well You KNOW! It’s like a Mountain Climber, only Smiling, with his Hands on his…












