F**K My Life Bracelet
LOL The FML Website (and App) are Hilarious! e.g. "Today, I Returned a Rental Car and almost got Charged extra for the 'Funky and Rotten' Smell in the Car. I Blamed it on a Sausage Roll, not having the Heart to tell the Woman it was my Fart from a Minute Before. FML" and... "Today, I Bit my Boyfriend's Neck. I felt something Squirt into my Mouth. Turns out I had just Popped a Pimple on his Neck. Into my Mouth. FML" Ewww.... And this Bracelet is almost as FUN! Made of Silicone, this Bangle Bracelet will fit most any Wrist... Even Yours! :)
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Osama Bin Laden Death Ring
GNARLY! WOW! Who would have thought there’d be a Ring for this… It’s the Head of Osama Bin Laden, with a Imitation Red Ruby Gemstone in the Forehead. Crazy Ring, Crazy Idea… Someone’s gonna LOVE this! The Red Gem…
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The Final Kraut Down Burger Watch
This Bob’s Burgers Watch will tell you when it’s time for the Next Episode. Or your 4:30 Meeting. Yeah. Your 4:30. The Digital Watch Face decorated by Flying Hamburgers is protected by a Flip-up Hamburger. The Band features the…
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LOL Necklace
“What did the Leper say to the Prostitute?” “Keep the Tip!”, “Do you know how to Fry Toilet Paper?” “I Don’t Either, but I can Brown it on one Side!”, “What do you Call an Asian Woman with one…
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Black Dragon Vein Bracelet
There’s Blood in them Veins… Dragon Blood! Sounds like a quote from The Hobbit, but in fact, it’s a line of Gemstones; Agates to be exact! Great looking Genuine Stones with Crazy Natural Formations and Inclusions in them that…
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Three Eyed Kewpie Brooch
HA HA! I See You And You And You… This Kewpie makes me laugh. A Kewpie is a type of Doll Characterized by a Large Head, Big Eyes, Chubby Cheeks, and a Curl on top of its Head… Just…
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Nyan Cat Pop Tart Ring
Nyan Cat, also known as Pop Tart Cat, is an 8-Bit Animation Depicting a Cat with the Body of a Cherry Pop Tart flying through Outer Space… And it’s landed on your Finger! For this Fun, Colorful Feline, is…












