F**K My Life Bracelet
LOL The FML Website (and App) are Hilarious! e.g. "Today, I Returned a Rental Car and almost got Charged extra for the 'Funky and Rotten' Smell in the Car. I Blamed it on a Sausage Roll, not having the Heart to tell the Woman it was my Fart from a Minute Before. FML" and... "Today, I Bit my Boyfriend's Neck. I felt something Squirt into my Mouth. Turns out I had just Popped a Pimple on his Neck. Into my Mouth. FML" Ewww.... And this Bracelet is almost as FUN! Made of Silicone, this Bangle Bracelet will fit most any Wrist... Even Yours! :)
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Garden Gnome Brooch
“What’s Up Gnome?” Let me tell you, there are some People that go NUTS over Gnomes… One of my Friends does… And this Brooch, is right up her alley. A Garden Gnome that sits on your Coat and looks…
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Moon And Sun Tarot Ear Plugs
Beautiful and Trippy… It’s ear plugs that are perfect for the psychic, tarot, Aleister Crowley fan, or any holographic encounter you’re on. Fun holographic plugs that catch the light and turn it into colorful shades of the rainbow. Made…
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Rainbow Hip Hop Teeth
LMAO! Oh Boy… These will make you Colorful… They’ll match your Personality! It’s Hip-Hop Teeth that will make your Gold Grills stand out in a crowd. Fun Grill Set with Rainbow Colors that Slip over your Teeth; Tops and…
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Bold Colorful Cuff Bracelet
In High School, I gave my Girlfriend my Class Ring to Wear. It was too big for her Finger and she had to wrap Thread around the band just to make it Fit… Sort of like this Crazy and…
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Snoopy Halloween Wrist Watch
“It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” (Get it on DVD here)… The Classic Halloween Special that we all grew up watching… Created by Charles M. Schulz in 1966… Everyone loves Charlie Brown. But we all LOVE Snoopy better! And…
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Little Lawn Ring
“It’s too Hot to Wear Clothes Today,” a Man said to his Wife, stepping out of the Shower. “What do you Reckon the Neighbors will Think if I Mow the Grass like this?” he asked. She looked at him…












