Fortune Cookie Necklace
“Help, I’m a Prisoner in a Chinese Fortune Cookie Factory”, oh wait, that was the Big Bang Theory… This Fortune Cookie is No Cookie at all. It’s a Pendant that looks like a Cookie! Cool!
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Scented Fortune Cookie Pendant
This Fortune Cookie looks like the real thing, and on top of that... IT SMELLS! Yes, that's right. It smells like Sugar Cookies! YUM! Toasted to a Beautiful Golden Brown and Crisp at the Edges, it looks like you can eat it, but I wouldn't. It's made out of Polymer Clay! YIKES! AND... You can't Crack it Open to Read the Concealed Message within either... because it's Clay, and there is NO Hidden Message. It's just a Lucky Cookie that you give to your Sweetheart. Got it? Get it! Good!
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Nipple Ring Screw Bar
There’s nothing that would feel better than to take a BIG SCREW and SCREW it into my Nipple! Ahhhh, just thinking about it brings Tears to my Eyes! And actually Seeing it, even Better! :)
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Zombie Invasion Ear Plugs
“A Lawyer, a Doctor, and a Zombie Walk into a Bar… Three Zombies Walk out!” :) “What does a Zombie get when he comes Home Late for Dinner?” “The Cold Shoulder!” “Why did the Zombie Stop Teaching?” “He only…
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Smoking Child Chicken Bracelet
Well if this isn’t the Most Interesting Bracelet ever… The things they used to do in Yonder Years… A Kid Smoking next to a Chicken? Sounds Plausible to me! :) I grew up on a Farm, I get it….
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Bacon Egg Earrings
I’d like some Bacon and Egg Earring Please. Over Easy. Crispy on the Sides… of your face! Great Earrings that will make you dangle and drool. :)
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Beer Bubbles Necklace
This Pendant is Filled with Beer… YOU WISH! It would be like a Little Flask that you could take anywhere you go! HA! Sadly, it’s just an Image Sealed under a 1″ Dome in a Shiny Silver Plated Tray….
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Bumblebee Cufflinks
I LOVE all things Transformer, and these Cufflinks sure do DELIGHT me! COOL Helmet of Bumblebee made into Colorful 3-D Cufflinks that will look Spectacular on your Cuffs! So Awesome!
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