Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
Ewwwwww! These Earrings make me Laugh! Like Snot coming out of my Nose, these came right out of a Fish’s butt. HA! Fossilized Fish Poo, Lovely Brown Turds… AND YES, these are REAL Fish Doo-Doo… Small Pieces of Fish Excrement, slightly less than .5″, Ideal for your Ear Holes. Set on Stainless Steel Studs (don’t want to turn your Ears Brown), these Earrings are Sealed and Preserved, and hey, NO SMELL! Just Fun (I’m not Shi**ing you…)
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Cute Little Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
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Gotham City Skyline Bracelet
What a GREAT Idea for a Bracelet… Making the Gotham City Skyline! AWESOME!!! Featuring Buildings from Gotham City, linked together in Bracelet Form, this Bracelet will certainly attract Batman!
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Abalone Wood Coffin Ear Plug
I can’t think of a better place to lay my Head… Between Two Coffins! HA! And with this very Cool Ear Plug, I can do just that. It’s a Wood Plug (Sold Separately), made out of Sawo Wood, that’s…
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Nail Through Finger Ring
Remember that Childhood Trick, where you put the Fake Nail through your Finger??? Well, this Nail through Finger… Is more like the REAL THING! Because this Nail Ring is made out of .925 Sterling Silver. It takes Freaking someone…
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Suicide Doll Earrings
“Don’t try Suicide, Nobody’s Worth it, Don’t try Suicide, Nobody Cares, Don’t try Suicide, Just gonna Hate it, Don’t try Suicide, Nobody gives a Damn…” YEAH! Queen said it the Best… But these little Dollies prove the Point!
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Cake Slice Bracelet
This Very Cute and Very Colorful Cake Slice Bracelet is made up of 7 ADORABLE Slices of Assorted Cakes! And they all look Realistic and Edible! YUM! Slap some Ice Cream on them and Chow Down!
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Spiked Claws Three Finger Ring
“RAWRRRR!” (That’s a little wolf rawrrr) For these Fun Spiked Claws are Tiny Wolverine Versions… Metal Spikes, Sharp, Cast in some Crazy Alloy, that you actually wear across 3 of your Fingers… The Claws, all Four of them, jut…
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