UGLY Sweater, Here I Come!
This Santa will turn you into Stone if you Gaze into those Dark Eyes too Long! Scary! Who in their Right Mind... Why? I just don't get it! But, it is FUNNY! Seriously, if you have an UGLY Christmas Sweater Contest at Work... Buy this Brooch! It will Seal the Deal! Looks like St. Nick has had a few too many Eggnogs! :) "Ralph..."
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Fake Blood Ear Plugs
DANNNNNNNGGGGG! That’s Exactly what I thought when I saw these Incredibly Cool and Creepy Ear Plugs! Looking like they’re Filled with Fresh Flowing Red Blood, these Plugs will catch everyone’s Eyes and Boy will they take a Second Look……
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Fortune Cookie …In Bed Brooch
This is the Fortune I need… I always get Silly ones that say “You Will Meet a New Friend” or “Lucky Numbers are: 10, 11, 66″… What I really need is a Real Prediction, like this Fun Fortune Cookie…
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Red-Nosed Rudolph Reindeer Pendant
My Rudolph, what a big Head you have… HA! I always envisioned a Big Nose, but this Pendant cracks me up. A HUGE Blinging Pear Shaped CZ, set into a Silver Plated Metal Necklace, in the Shape of Rudolph,…
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Decepticon Transformer Cufflinks
Lego Fans! Transformer Fans! Decepticon Megatron Fans! YOU SHALL EXCITED! Because these Cufflinks are right up your Geeky Alley! It’s the Decepticon (also Misspelled as Deceptacon and Decptacon) Megatron Helmet Transformer Autobot LEGO Cufflinks that will leave every Fan…
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Hannibal Skull Ring
What a Creepy Ass Ring! WOW! Ain’t nobody Scarier than ole Hannibal Lecter… That Silence of the Lambs movie was Incredible! “I Drink your Blood, I Eat your Flesh! Quid Pro Quo… I Ate his Liver with some Fava…
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Darth Vader Wedding Band
Oh Totally Bad-Ass! WOW! One of the Coolest, Geekiest Wedding Bands I’ve ever seen. And I’m Drooling! Featuring a Star Wars Wedding Band Inspired by none other than Darth Vader himself. Hand Crafted out of 14k Gold, this Black…