UGLY Sweater, Here I Come!
This Santa will turn you into Stone if you Gaze into those Dark Eyes too Long! Scary! Who in their Right Mind... Why? I just don't get it! But, it is FUNNY! Seriously, if you have an UGLY Christmas Sweater Contest at Work... Buy this Brooch! It will Seal the Deal! Looks like St. Nick has had a few too many Eggnogs! :) "Ralph..."
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Men’s Stainless Steel Gold Skull Watch
Love it. This Wrist Watch is to DIE for… Talk about Striking. WOW! It’s a Men’s Black Stainless Steel Watch with a Bright Gold Tone Skull on the Dial. Haunting. Eye-Catching. Beautiful. With a Japan Movement, this Watch is…
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Mustache Septum Nose Ring
Damn, I hate it when I get boogers in my mustache! And with this hilarious septum nose ring, I’m sure it’ll attract lots of attention and SNOT! Right? Funny Stache made out of 316L Surgical Steel with a Gleaming…
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Banana Slice Earrings
“What do you Call Two Banana Skins?” “A Pair of Slippers!” HA! But NOW, you can also call them Earrings! Because these are REAL Bananas! Genuine, Bananas that are turning a Lovely Shade of Brown. Wouldn’t you just LOVE…
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Knitting Needles Wool Earrings
Darn it… Darn it all… HA! These Earrings are for every Grandma and Sewing Freak on the Earth. It’s A Ball of Bright Orange Wool, stuck with 2 Knitting Needles, and made into Dangle Earrings! How Charming! People in…
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Red Balloon IT Clown Earrings
Okay, I saw the IT Movie… It was Creepy. That Clown… Those Balloons… YIKES! And so, to Celebrate Clown Season (err, I mean Halloween), how about some Scary Clown Earrings Featuring Those Bright Red, Bloody Balloons Reading “We All…
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Silver Bullet Industrial Earring
You know what would look Good Poking through your Ear Cartilage Piercings? BULLETS! No Doubt! And this Silver Bullet Helix Industrial Earring is Slick and Cool. This Barbel Piercing is 14 Gauge, 1 1/4″ Long, .925 Sterling Silver Bullet,…