UGLY Sweater, Here I Come!
This Santa will turn you into Stone if you Gaze into those Dark Eyes too Long! Scary! Who in their Right Mind... Why? I just don't get it! But, it is FUNNY! Seriously, if you have an UGLY Christmas Sweater Contest at Work... Buy this Brooch! It will Seal the Deal! Looks like St. Nick has had a few too many Eggnogs! :) "Ralph..."
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Pancakes Necklace
Did you hear my Stomach Growl just now? It DID! Because these Pancakes are dying to be Eaten… Too bad they aren’t Real. Although they sure look it! Not to mention that pat of Heart-Shaped Butter just melting on…
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Sir Daniel Fortesque Ring
Sir Daniel Fortesque is the Main Protagonist of the MediEvil Action-Adventure Hack and Slash Video Games, appearing as the Main Protagonist… and he is Frightful and Fun indeed. Set in the Medieval Kingdom of Gallowmere this Grimacing One-Eyed Soul…
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Toy Soldier Rocket Ring
Remember playing with those Little Green Men? The 100 Green Plastic Soldiers that came with their own Supportive Free-Standing Base. They would be all over the Floor… and Stepping on one of those was NO FUN! But, this Toy…
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Grumpy Cat Ear Plugs
LMAO!!! These Ear Plugs are so GRUMPY I can’t even stand them! Grumpy Cat looking Grumpier than ever in these Beautiful and Awesome Plugs! Slap these in your Ears and You’ll be Grumpy too!
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Watermelon Drop Earrings
“Why do Watermelons have Fancy Weddings?” “Because they Cantaloupe!” “When do you Go at Red and Stop at Green?” “When you’re Eating a Watermelon!” Ha! I Could go on and one, but I’ll Stop at the Rind! If you…
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Human Teeth Elastic Bracelet
The Etsy Artist Deserves a Little Plaque for this. Brace yourself, it’s a Crazy Stretch Elastic Bracelet that looks like Real Human Teeth! Put this on your Arm and get your Filling of Comments… Not to Mention a Visit…