UGLY Sweater, Here I Come!
This Santa will turn you into Stone if you Gaze into those Dark Eyes too Long! Scary! Who in their Right Mind... Why? I just don't get it! But, it is FUNNY! Seriously, if you have an UGLY Christmas Sweater Contest at Work... Buy this Brooch! It will Seal the Deal! Looks like St. Nick has had a few too many Eggnogs! :) "Ralph..."
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Tiny Pizza Bracelet
It’s Pizza Time! Isn’t it always Pizza Time? Just a Slice Here and There… Or a Whole Pie? YUM!!! Pepperoni, Cheese, Meat Lovers, Hawaiian, Chicken, Deluxe… It’s all Good and Gooey. So Delight with this Tiny Pepperoni Pizza with…
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Qlocktwo Watch
Such a Wonderful Idea… A Watch that tells TIME in WORDS! You can actually look down at your Watch and READ the TIME… Check out the Example Shown: “It Is Half Past Twelve”! COOL BEANS!
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Steamship Telegraph Watch
I am Addicted to Watches! Cool Watches that just LOOK Awesome and Different! And this Watch is Certainly Unique. Looking just like an Engine Order Telegraph, you’ll think that you were Piloting the Bridge! Lucky You!
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Cash Only Belly Ring
LMAO! Cash Only! HA! Don’t we all know people like this? Whether you’re Working the Streets, Hustling, Winning the Lotto, or Getting a Job Under the Table, it’s all the SAME… CASH ONLY DUDE! :) Green Backs RULE! If…
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Pizza Necklace
Take a Bite outta this! What a Beautiful Piece of Pizza… It makes my Stomach Growl! HA! Cute Pizza Slice with 4 Synthetic Red Rubies for Pepperoni. YUUUUUMMMM! 14k Gold never looked so GOOD! :)
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Chinese Takeout Dangle Earrings
Chinese Food to go $15. Gas to pick it up $1.50. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of the containers…. Riceless! It went to the Wong Customer… (Joke from Reddit) But with these Chinese Food Takeout Earrings, you’ll…












