LMAO! Brigitte Cracks me up! She’s a Two-Bit Dancer that looks like she’s Seen Better Days. And after this, I may need Eye Surgery! Because Brigitte-Birthday-Suit, is a Brooch Pin that looks Grand on your Lapel, Hat or Purse….

Rack em up with these Cool Dumbbell Earrings (Looks like Ear Plugs, but aren’t). They look so Realistic, like your Ear Lobes are Lifting Weights… HA! They’re Dumbbell Cheater Plugs, 16 Gauge Plugs (Don’t Stretch Your Ear Lobe), Made…

“Whats Green and Smells like Bacon?” “Kermit the Frog’s Finger!” Oh that was really BAD! But Bacon is GOOD! And this Bracelet is a HOOT! It’s a Mr. Bacon Bracelet with a Mustache and Googly Eyes. Talk about Funny!…

INCREDIBLE! This Pendant Rocks! It’s so Killer Good… Featuring a Bronze Pendant that’s a Pumpkin and a Knife… Visually Stunning and Creepy as Hell. I Just LOVE it! Finished Blackening Bronze (Which you can also get in Sterling Silver),…

This is the U.S.S. Enterprise (NCC-1701) as you’ve never seen it Before! Cast in Sterling Silver, this Constitution-Class Starship can Detach – the Stardrive and Saucer are two Separate Rings! It’s so GEEKY COOL!

LMAO! I NEED this Bracelet! I mean, who doesn’t want to say this to People every now and then? “BLOW ME!” HA! Too Funny. This Bracelet consists of an Antique Whistle and 2 little Letters… M and E… Put…