That Old Guy from Accounting has been around FOREVER! He’s like a part of the Office Furniture. And now, after Decades of Agony, he’s Finally Retiring. THANK GOD! So what do all the Office Employees pitch in to Buy…

Goombas are one of the Major Species of the Super Mario Series and are among Mario, Luigi, Yellow Toad and Blue Toad’s most Persistent Foes. And NOW, they actually make for some very Fun, Adorable, and Colorful Earrings! The…

OMG! What a Cool Creepy Pendant! This Pendant is not only a Smooth Cylinder, but it GLOWS-IN-THE-DARK… And… And… It holds your Cremation Ashes! GAWD! Carry the Dead around, and let them GLOW!

Rack em up with these Cool Dumbbell Earrings (Looks like Ear Plugs, but aren’t). They look so Realistic, like your Ear Lobes are Lifting Weights… HA! They’re Dumbbell Cheater Plugs, 16 Gauge Plugs (Don’t Stretch Your Ear Lobe), Made…

“Oh F No!” Burns Monitor, Burns House, Sets World On Fire! Why Would Anyone Want to Wear a Real Tarantula Leg around their Neck? I say “WHY NOT?” HA! Because it’s Creepy, Scary, Hairy and REAL! A Genuine Tarantula…

A Dream Catcher is an Object Based on a Willow Hoop, which is Woven in a Loose Web, and then Decorated with Sacred Items such as Feathers and Beads. And what better place to put this… YOUR NIPPLE!