Glow in the Dark Pecker Earrings
LMAO! Stick these in your Ear HOLES! They’re Pecker Earrings that are shaped like, well, Peckers. Make out of PVC, these Dangles (does one dangle lower than the other?) Glow in the Dark, they are Fluorescent, Luminous, and will look Fabulous when the Lights go out. Perfect for Hens Stag Party, Girls Night Out, Bachelorette Parties, Halloween… Anytime you want to Laugh at the Size of a Willy! Really!
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Glow in the Dark Willy Pecker Earring Drops (Bachelorette FUN)
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Coupon Queen Bracelet
I’m sure we all know one of these… The Coupon Queen! She’s the Person in the Checkout Line with 85 Coupons and ends up Paying $1.29 for $150 Worth of Groceries… Yeah HER! Well… This Bracelet is just for…
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Voltron Ring
Cool Cool Cool! This is a Beautifully Made Voltron Ring, from the Shadow Series, Featuring The Legend of Voltron: Defender of the Universe! A Mighty Robot that is Loved by Good, and Feared by Evil. Cast in Two-Tone Stainless…
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King Kong Gorilla Ring
King Kong was made in 1933… Crazy old, but still a classic; A Film Crew goes to a Tropical Island for an Exotic Location Shoot and Discovers a Colossal Giant Gorilla who takes a Shine to their Female Blonde…
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Assquatch Enamel Pin
OMG! I love this pin. It’s “Assquatch”, a sasquatch with a plump ass. A big booty on a mythological monster that’s ape-like, hairy, voluptuous, and fun. Pin this enamel pin on your lapel, coat, hat, sweater, purse, shoes, and…
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Flying Saucer Ring
A flying Saucer is a type of Flying Craft with a Disc or Saucer-Shaped Body, commonly used to refer to any Anomalous Flying Object. The Term was Coined in 1947 but was Officially Supplanted by the US Air Force…
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Gothic “13” Belly Ring
Researchers Estimate that at least 10 Percent of the U.S. Population has a Fear of the Number 13, and each Year even more Fear Friday the 13th, known as Paraskevidekatriaphobia! Now that’s a Mouth Full if I ever heard…
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