This Charm Bead made me Laugh! It reads “Cool Story Babe. Now go make me Bacon!” HA! Isn’t it always about Bacon? Mmmm…. BACON! Makes a Great Gift, sure to gain a few Chuckles or two! :)

How HOT am I? Well I’ll just look at my ring and find out… For this ring, is a temperature ring. It displays your temperature like a mood ring… On the ring, in colors, reading Celsius. It’s a fun…

“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….

With it’s 80 Animated Dot Matrix Led Lights this Cyberpunk Rave Watch will turn Heads. Such a Great looking Watch, resembling a Wide Black Cuff Bracelet, but it’s a very Techy Watch instead! AWESOME!

A Woman Wanted an Outhouse Built that wouldn’t Stink. She Advertised in the Paper and a Contractor Applied and Guaranteed Her that it would not have any Odor. He got the Job. Built the Outhouse, and Later got a…

Cinco de Mayo is coming soon… Better get your Tacos, Sombreros, and Sugar Skulls ready, for it’s going to be Festive. A Celebration of the Dead, with a Lovely Colorful Head. A Skull, Painted with Haunting Red Eyes… Dangling…