Godzilla Pendant
It’s the Top of a Primordial Ecosystem, a God for all Intents and Purposes… A Monster! Ahhhhhhhh! Run, it’s Godzilla! Godzilla makes for one Kick Ass Pendant! Just look at that Face, those Hands, that Tail! [Incoherent Screaming]
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"I'm Afraid my Japanese is a little Rusty!"
"In 1954, the first time a Nuclear Submarine ever Reached the Lower Depths, it Awakened Something..." Man I love those Godzilla Movies! (Old ones, plus the latest was COOL!) "Look Mom! Dinosaurs!" Nope... It's Not a Dinosaur!!! It's a Fire Breathing Lizard is what it is! Wear this Ultra-Awesome Godzilla Pendant and see for yourself. Cast in Bronze, Gold or Silver, you can get different Chains as well. Pick what you like, it comes Packaged in a Beautiful Box, Embossed with a Gold Foil Dragon Logo. Perfect for any Occasion! ...Or if you prefer, Bridge Deconstruction! :)
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Large Intestine Brooch
What’s the one Piece of Jewelry that you can’t live without? Oh wait, that’s an Organ you can’t live without… My Bad! And the reason you DON’T have a Large Intestine Brooch is this: You didn’t know it Existed….
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Elfie Necklace
HA HA HA! Now this is Bringing Santa into the Modern World. It’s a Santa Selfie, er, I mean ELFIE, that’s Hilarious, Colorful and FUN! Santa with Big Eyes, a Mistletoe, and taking a Pic of his BUM, PRICELESS!…
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“Burning Love” Elvis Presley Watch
“Lord Almighty, I feel my Temperature Rising. Higher Higher. It’s Burning through to my Soul…” Nothing like a Hunk a Hunk of Burning Love from the King himself. Elvis Presley. Now with a Signature Series Women’s Wrist Watch that’s…
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KFC Zombie Ear Plugs
Colonel Sanders is BACK! But this time, he’s looking a little Piqued. Must be from Chopping too many Chicken Heads off… But I know one thing, these KFC Ear Plugs are sure to be noticed and commented on. How…
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Secret Agent Cufflinks
These Personalized Secret Agent Cufflinks are COOL! You can get three Initials Engraved on the outside of these Cuffs, and then they Unscrew to reveal a Hidden Compartment, AND a Secret Message inside!
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Walkie Talkie Wrist Watches
What a GREAT Idea! Walkie Talkie Wrist Watches! These Walkie Talkies are Lightweight, Compact Two-Way Communication Devices that can be used to stay Connected with Family and Friends at Parks, Shopping Malls, Sporting Events, Concerts, virtually any Indoor or…
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