Gold Toilet Pendant
Ah, the Man’s Throne! The Place where we spend most of our time… And now, BEHOLD… The Gold Throne! The Toilet of all Toilets… The Cream of the Poo… Not only is this Pendant Shiny and FUN, but the Lid OPENS too! HA! What’s Inside? You’ll have to see…
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Gold Porcelain Throne Necklace
This Miniature Gold Toilet is Hilarious... Plus, it makes a Great Gift for those who feel Poopy! This Toilet is made out of Gold Toned Base Metal and hangs from a Pendant with your Choice of Length (16" - 34"), and has a Lobster Claw Clasp for Durability. As Austin Powers Said "And I Want a Solid Gold Toilet but it's just not in the Cards now, is it?" Well... It is with this Too-Funny Pendant that's sure to get a Good Laugh! (And a Few Potty Jokes!) :)
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Gold Unicorn Ring
The Unicorn is a Legendary Animal that has been Described since Antiquity as a Beast with a Large, Pointed, Spiraling Horn Projecting from its Forehead…. Much like this Unicorn Ring… Only Blue, with Pink Ears… And a Twisted Horn…
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Punk Stack Knuckle Rings
These Ultra Cool Gold Toned Alloy Rings are Hip and Punk! It’s a Wider Band, and then 3 smaller Bands, all fused together so they wrap down your finger. Comes in a set of 7 or 9! Wear them…
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Skull and Bones Stretch Bracelet
Skulls… Bones… Halloween! It’s the Best Time of the Year! Full of Screams, Cheer, Laughter and Haunts. So get yourself Ready for the Fright and Slip this Bracelet on. It’s a Great Looking Skull and Bones Bracelet Featuring A…
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Halloween BOO Necklace
BOOOO! How many ways can a Ghost say BOO? 94. Just sayin… “Why couldn’t the Ghost see his Mom and Dad?” “Because they were Trans-Parents!” Oh that was baddddd. “What do you get if you Cross Bambi with a…
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Christmas Story Leg Lamp Earrings
“A Christmas Story” is the 1983 American Christmas Comedy Film that comes on every Christmas Day and runs repeatedly over and over… AND I Watch it every time. I LOVE IT! It makes me Laugh my Ass off! And……
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Owl in a Bobble Hat Cufflinks
“Why?” I say “WHY NOT?” Owl’s are Cute, Charming, filled with Personality and HUGE EYES! Just like these Adorable Cufflinks Featuring Owls with Colorful Yellow and Red Bobble Hats. They’re just the thing your French Cuffs need… A HOOT!…
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