"Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me!"
This Sunburst Nipple Ring (Sold Individually) is going to make everyday Sunny, Bright, and very HOT! Golden Yellow Hue with Sun Rays Emitting from your Nipple. It's so Eye-Catching, you may need to wear Shades. :) Shield is 14 Gauge, 5/8 Inches Long, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with 6mm balls. Pierce your Nipple with this, and FEEL THE BURN!
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Monster Dog Bangle
You know that look your Dog gives you when he Farts really Bad? Yeah… That look! That’s what this Funny Bangle Bracelet reminds me of. Dog Farts! HA! One EYE Popped Open, the Other Eye just a Slit… The…
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Blow Me Bracelet
LMAO! I NEED this Bracelet! I mean, who doesn’t want to say this to People every now and then? “BLOW ME!” HA! Too Funny. This Bracelet consists of an Antique Whistle and 2 little Letters… M and E… Put…
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Invincibility Talisman Necklace
KICK ASS COOL! Look at this Incredibly Detailed Pendant that’s also a Talisman! This Helm of Awe, also known as Aegishjalmur, is an Icelandic ‘Stave’ Rune which evokes Protection and Invincibility in Battle. AWESOME!
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Llamacorn Stud Earrings
OM Stinking G… It’s a Llama… AND a Unicorn! It’s a Llamacorn that’s Undeniably CUTE! Charming! Colorful! And makes the Most Darling Stud Earrings Ever. Llama’s are SO SO SO Popular right now. And Unicorns have always been Popular….
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Retired At Last Watch
That Old Guy from Accounting has been around FOREVER! He’s like a part of the Office Furniture. And now, after Decades of Agony, he’s Finally Retiring. THANK GOD! So what do all the Office Employees pitch in to Buy…
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Doctor Who Dalek RC Watch
Your Phone Tells you the Time, so it’s Time for your Watch to Evolve into Something Cooler. A Dalek Controller! That’s Right! This Blue LCD Watch comes with a Remote Controlled Blue Dalek that’s just Kick Ass Cool! You…