SH-T Ear Plugs
A Woman Wanted an Outhouse Built that wouldn’t Stink. She Advertised in the Paper and a Contractor Applied and Guaranteed Her that it would not have any Odor. He got the Job. Built the Outhouse, and Later got a Frantic Call from Her “The Outhouse has a Terrible Smell!” He Rushed over, Opened the Door and said “No Wonder it Stinks! You Pooped in it!”
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SH*T Black and White Ear Plugs
These Ear Plugs are CRAP! Seriously! With the Letters "SH" on one Ear Plug, and "IT" on the Other... It doesn't take a Rocket Scientist to Understand what it Says! Full of Laughs, Poop Jokes, and an all Around Crappy Attitude, these Plugs will Lighten everyone's Day. After all, you will have Sh*t in your Hole! :) Comes in Many Different Materials and Gauge Sizes. Buy a Pair Today and let the POOP FLY Tomorrow! :)
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Yorkie Watch
The Yorkshire Terrier Breed was originally called the Broken Haired Scotch Terrier, Broken Haired Toy Terrier or simply the Toy Terrier. And it’s true, they look just like Toys. So Small, So Cute, So Adorable you could put them…
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Nosferatu Vampire Lapel Pin
Nosferatu is the Creepiest Vampire ever created. As Translated as Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror, it’s Frightening and Haunting for sure. With Hypnotic Wild Eyes, Long Fangs for Teeth, and that Bald Head… YIKES! It must be Halloween! And…
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Jigsaw Puppet Pendant
Billy the Puppet Appears in the SAW Franchise. He was used by Jigsaw to Communicate with his Test Subjects by Delivering Recorded Messages to Describe the Details of the Sadistic Traps and the Means by which the People could…
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Sun and Moon Belly Ring
The Celestial Sun and Moon are often Combined together as a Whole. They represent the Positioning of the Sky, Stars, Sun, Moons, Outer Space, and Astronomy. These Celestial Bodies are also looked on as the Spiritual World and Religion…
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Snoopy Peanuts Turkey Pendant
Thanksgiving… Just over a week away (can you believe it?) Thanksgiving is early this year, which means early Black Friday Sales. SWEET! So Before the Holiday Season Begins, Feast on Turkey – “LET’S EAT!” It’s Quite Appropriate, just like…
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Green Dragon Egg Pendant
Like most Reptiles, Dragons lay Clutches of Eggs. Dragon Eggs are as Heavy as Stone, so they need to be Carried with Two Hands. The Outer Shell is Covered in Scales, with vastly Different Color Patterns between the Eggs,…
