SH-T Ear Plugs
A Woman Wanted an Outhouse Built that wouldn’t Stink. She Advertised in the Paper and a Contractor Applied and Guaranteed Her that it would not have any Odor. He got the Job. Built the Outhouse, and Later got a Frantic Call from Her “The Outhouse has a Terrible Smell!” He Rushed over, Opened the Door and said “No Wonder it Stinks! You Pooped in it!”
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SH*T Black and White Ear Plugs
These Ear Plugs are CRAP! Seriously! With the Letters "SH" on one Ear Plug, and "IT" on the Other... It doesn't take a Rocket Scientist to Understand what it Says! Full of Laughs, Poop Jokes, and an all Around Crappy Attitude, these Plugs will Lighten everyone's Day. After all, you will have Sh*t in your Hole! :) Comes in Many Different Materials and Gauge Sizes. Buy a Pair Today and let the POOP FLY Tomorrow! :)
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Darth Maul Lightsaber Tie Bar
Woah! This is Bad Ass! Darth Maul serves as a Sith Lord in the Star Wars Universe. He’s a Master of Wielding a Double-Bladed Lightsaber and it’s Incredible to Watch. The first time I ever saw him, my Jaw…
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Concrete Cylinder Earrings
“A man walks into the bar with a slab of concrete… He says to the bartender, “I’ll take one for me, and one for the road!” LOL! “What’s a concrete’s favorite movie? ROCKY!” Oh boy… Those are a groaner,…
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Blue Dagger Earrings
Very Cool Light Blue Dagger Earrings that not only Dangle, but the Blue Knives are Transparent! Very Neat Unique Acrylic Lucite Earrings (for Pierced Ears) that are approximate 2.25 inches long.
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Grilled Octopus Ring
Well this is a ring you’ll never forget… It’s a realistic dish of Grilled Octopus! I can already see your reaction… Bug eyes, open mouth, drool dripping from your chin… YES! Because this plate of fun is handcrafted from…
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Black Ax Necklace
Beautiful and Wicked… A Black Ax Necklace that’s Evil, Twisted, and Deadly… In a Miniature way. HA! Looking just like some Bad Ass Viking Ax, this Handmade Weapon is cast in Solid White Bronze, then Oxidized Black. Hanging from…
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Wolverine’s Claw Ring
Crazy Creepy Halloween Ring… WOW! It’s a Wire Wrapped Ring featuring REAL Wolverine Claws! 3 Nacre Claws that are Unique, Raw, and Predatory. Handmade, Labor-Intensive, Precise Wrapping with .925 Sterling Silver Wire, it’s Strongly Oxidized and Polished to Emphasize…
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