SH-T Ear Plugs
A Woman Wanted an Outhouse Built that wouldn’t Stink. She Advertised in the Paper and a Contractor Applied and Guaranteed Her that it would not have any Odor. He got the Job. Built the Outhouse, and Later got a Frantic Call from Her “The Outhouse has a Terrible Smell!” He Rushed over, Opened the Door and said “No Wonder it Stinks! You Pooped in it!”
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SH*T Black and White Ear Plugs
These Ear Plugs are CRAP! Seriously! With the Letters "SH" on one Ear Plug, and "IT" on the Other... It doesn't take a Rocket Scientist to Understand what it Says! Full of Laughs, Poop Jokes, and an all Around Crappy Attitude, these Plugs will Lighten everyone's Day. After all, you will have Sh*t in your Hole! :) Comes in Many Different Materials and Gauge Sizes. Buy a Pair Today and let the POOP FLY Tomorrow! :)
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Not Safe For Work NSFW Pin
Well, with all the Adult Content Censoring on Tumblr, this Pin might be right up your Alley. It’s a NSFW Brooch that will Warn everyone about your Intent. Whether it be Language (Most Notably) or any other Inappropriate Conduct,…
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Monster Energy Cufflinks
The Power is in the Can! And on your Wrist! Such Slick, Cool Cufflinks that will have the whole office talking. Show them what’s up with a MONSTER on your Cuffs. Unleash the Beast!
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YOLO Belly Ring
You Only Live Once… Unless you’re Mario or Evel Knievel. But at least you can give the impression of living your life to the MAX with this Hip YOLO Belly Ring!
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Human Skull Carved Bone Ring
This Ring is SICK! Cool! Creepy and AWESOME… For it’s a Human Skull, that’s Hand Carved out of BONE! The Details are Incredible too… Daunting Eye Sockets, Gnarly Teeth, even the Cracks in the Cranium… Stunning! Dug out of…
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I Love You This Much Brooch
“A Bus Full of Housewives going on a Picnic Crashed with no Survivors. Each Husband Cried for a Week, but one Husband Continued Crying for more than Two Weeks. When Asked, He Replied Miserably, “My Wife Missed that Bus!”…
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Horrifying Tombstone Resin Ring
“The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of forty thousand years, and grizzly ghouls from every tomb, are closing in to seal your doom…” Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Ring… HA! And a Thrill it is. A…
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