SH-T Ear Plugs
A Woman Wanted an Outhouse Built that wouldn’t Stink. She Advertised in the Paper and a Contractor Applied and Guaranteed Her that it would not have any Odor. He got the Job. Built the Outhouse, and Later got a Frantic Call from Her “The Outhouse has a Terrible Smell!” He Rushed over, Opened the Door and said “No Wonder it Stinks! You Pooped in it!”
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SH*T Black and White Ear Plugs
These Ear Plugs are CRAP! Seriously! With the Letters "SH" on one Ear Plug, and "IT" on the Other... It doesn't take a Rocket Scientist to Understand what it Says! Full of Laughs, Poop Jokes, and an all Around Crappy Attitude, these Plugs will Lighten everyone's Day. After all, you will have Sh*t in your Hole! :) Comes in Many Different Materials and Gauge Sizes. Buy a Pair Today and let the POOP FLY Tomorrow! :)
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Taxidermy Mouse Paw Necklace
“What’s Gray and Furry on the Inside, and White on the Outside?” “A Mouse Sandwich!” HA! And this Little Mouse looks like it’s seen it’s last Meal. It’s a Mouse Paw Necklace that’s REAL, Dead, Furry, Taxidermied, and Dangling…
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Wonder Woman Earrings
“On Paradise Island there are only Women. Because of this Pure Environment, we only Wear Stainless Steel Earrings with the Wonder Woman Logo on them!” Right? See what I did there? Now you REALLY Want them! :)
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Conjoined Twins Resin Pendant
WOAH! Two Heads are Better than One… Talk about the Creepiest Pendant you’ll see around anyone’s neck. It’s Twins. Conjoined Twins. Like something straight out of Ripley’s Believe it or Not. A Totally Awesome Handmade Pendant, Featuring Conjoined Twin…
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Martini Olive Earrings
The Martini is a Cocktail made with Gin and Vermouth, and Garnished with an Olive or a Lemon Twist. Over the years, the Martini has become one of the Best-Known Mixed Alcoholic Beverages… And the Olive is a Species…
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Baseball Cross Pendants
Baseball Fever… It’s that time… Featuring 3 Totally Creative and Different Styles of Cross Pendants, these Classy Crosses have Baseball Threading that makes them look so Cool. Plus, the Back of the Cross holds a Very Special Bible Verse:…
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Brain With Fork Ring
Feeling a little Hannibal Lecter this Halloween? A Meaty Chunk of Brain, a Plate, a Fork? Then this Creepy Ring is right up your alley… Tiny Brain made out of Polymer Clay, on an Adjustable Ring… It’s Perfect for…
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