Solid White Bronze Claw Earrings
These All-Too-Cool Earrings are made out of Solid White Bronze and are Highly Detailed. Hung from Stainless Steel Fish Hooks, these Talons are just Kick Ass! 2.5 Inches Long (from Ear to Talon), they are about the Baddest Earrings you could find. Plus, they'll help if you ever need to get into a Can of Beans and have no Opener... Just sayin'!
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Fortune Cookie …In Bed Brooch
This is the Fortune I need… I always get Silly ones that say “You Will Meet a New Friend” or “Lucky Numbers are: 10, 11, 66″… What I really need is a Real Prediction, like this Fun Fortune Cookie…
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Cosmic Cat Ear Plug
This is one Crazy Cosmic Cat, with Laser Eyes, in a Galaxy Screw Fit Ear Plug! HA! Wear this Plug in your Ear and you’ll be the Ear that gets Noticed! Cosmic Cat will ZAP the Universe with his…
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Deal With It Lapel Pin
Lovely… Don’t like it, DEAL WITH IT! The meme “Deal With It” is an expression used as a Retort in Response to someone’s Disapproval. Often Associated with Image Macros and Animated GIFs, which the Subject wears a Pair of…
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Dripping Red Fangs Nipple Shields
At Halloween Time, everything’s Dripping Blood… Even your Nipples! For these Creepy Viscous Nipple Ring Shields are Vampire Fangs… And they’re Dripping Red Blood. Okay, not real Blood, but Enamel. Still… Scary Good Fun for your Chest, right? 14…
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Break Up Bracelet Gift
You know the song; “I dug my key into the side, of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats…” Carrie Underwood says it best, but this bracelet says it better. “Because Keying His…
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Dog Poop Necklace
OMGGGG! I hope you already Ate, because this will Curve your Hunger… Just like the Curved Pile of Fresh Dog Poop… NICE! Looks so Real you can almost Smell it. Talk about a Gag Gift… GAG is right! It’s…












