Ultra Hip Goth Moth Zipper Dangle Earrings
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Bazinga Ring
Heck YES, a Knuckle Ring with the ‘Bazinga!’ Quip on it! If you like The Big Bang Theory, you’ll LOVE this Bazinga Ring! True Fans, get Two Knuckles ready, because this Ring is looking for a home!
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Zombie Monkey Belly Ring
Oh Geez… It’s a Funny Monkey, Dead, of course! You could probably tell from the Blue Skin Color… But those EYES! Yikes! For it’s an Undead Monkey, Creepy, Cute, Bloody Shot Eyes, Tiny Hat… All Dangling from a 316L…
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The Muppets Charm Bracelet
I LOVE The Muppet Show… I grew up watching the Muppets and laughed my butt off… Which is why I don’t have a butt. But now we all can laugh more, because it’s the Muppets, all the Fun and…
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Botched Ecce Homo Necklace
Remember when your Mother gave you a Perm and you Cried for Months? Well, that’s what this Pendant makes me think of. Crying! It’s the Famous Botched Face of the Ecce Homo (Restored JESUS Fresco Painting), that has turned…
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I Heart Clogging Watch
LMAO! You know when the last time I Clogged was? NEVER! HA! But guess what? With this WATCH, I may Begin… All it takes is 5 or 6 Stomps on the Watch Crystal and “CRUNCH”… Look, I have all…
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Hairy Flesh Ring
OMG I’m Gonna Barf Now! I Gag when I Find Hair in my Food… So Seeing Hair Growing out of a Ring, that looks just like FLESH! WOW! That’s also the Reactions you’ll get Wearing this all-too-real Flesh Looking…












