Gold and Pink Curb Style Chain Necklace
I know you've always wanted a Necklace that was Pink and Gold, don't lie. And this Two-Tone Chain certainly has both Colors as well as Massive amounts of ATTITUDE! 18" Long with a Lobster Claw Clasp, this Necklace will be PERFECT for your Pink Days, or your Golden Ponds... Whatever! It's Half and Half like Decaf. Right?
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When Pigs Fly Belly Ring
“When Pigs Fly” is an Adynaton, a Way of Saying that Something Will NEVER Happen! Like me putting this Flying Pink Pig in my Belly Button Hole… HA! That will NEVER Happen! But if you Like Pigs and Flying……
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Star Trek Enterprise Wrist Watch
“To Boldly Go…” It’s Star Trek and the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) Wrist Watch. The Enterprise was a 23rd Century Federation Constitution-Class Starship on a 5 Year Mission, under the Command of Captain James T. Kirk. It really was the…
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Turkey Drumstick Earrings
When life hands you a TURKEY, you Eat it! Except for this Turkey, for it’s Turkey Drumsticks that look YUMMY, Brown and Delicious, but it’s only Eye-Candy for your Ears. Drumstick Earrings that are Cute, Dangly, and Perfect for…
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The Moon Ring
LMAO! This Ring is a TOOT! Really! It’s a Ring Box, that looks just like a Regular Engagement Ring Box (hint hint), that FARTS when you open it. Not only does it FART, but inside is a plastic man,…
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Captain Crunch Boo Berry Earrings
Everybody LOVES Boo Berry!!! YUM! And this very First Blueberry Flavored Cereal, was Launched by General Mills in 1972. With a Crackle Crunch and a Marshmallow Munch, Kids couldn’t get enough… And I can’t get enough of these Earrings…
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Hot Cheetos Earrings
Start the New Year off SPICY! Spicy Hot, like Cheetos Hot. And Boy are they Scrumptious Looking. Realistic Cheetos made out of Polymer Clay, that are 1.5″ long and come on either Stud Posts or Dangle Fish Hook Earrings….












