Graveyard Dirt Vial Earrings
Hey, there's a Sale on DIRT! Load up! :) These very Different set of Earrings are a Glass Vial that contains real Dirt from the Graveyard. Creeeeeepppy! But they are Glued Shut, so you don't have to Worry about your Great-Great-Great Grampa falling down your Shirt. Graveyard Dirt has been known to be used in Protection Spells as well as Love Spells. Maybe that's why the Couple always runs into the Cemetery during a Horror Movie. Right?
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Super Mario Bros Mario Watch
Celebrate Mario with the Super Mario Bros. Mario Wrist Watch Featuring the Favorite Former Plumber on the Face. It’s Time to Save the Princess and Eat your Cake at the Castle again. Officially-Licensed Nintendo Merchandise, Stainless Steel Watch with…
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Star Trek Starfleet Ring
With this ring on your finger, it’ll boldly go where no ring has ever gone before… For it’s a Star Trek’s fan wet dream. Featuring an exclusive ring, that’s trillion shaped, in the ideal image of Starfleet. All set…
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Bottle of Water Earrings
Water… Water… If I ever get stuck in the Desert, I’m gonna NEED these Earrings. For they look just like Miniature Bottles of Crystal Clear Water. Cute Water Bottles, Dangling from your Ear Lobes, Makes my Mouth Water just…
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My Butt Hurts Watch
LMAO! Perfect for Easter coming up, it’s the Funny Chocolate Bunnies saying “My Butt Hurts” (From the Big Fat Bite taken out of his Ass), and the Classic Reply “What?” (Someone Bit off his Ears)! HA! Sure to make…
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Adjustable Scorpion Ring
Such a creepy bad ass ring… A scorpion tail that’s not only a metal wonder, but it MOVES too! Snap your finger up, and this knuckle ring whips into action. Crafted out of stainless steel, this scorpion ring will…
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HUGE! Donald Trump Cufflinks
“I think I am, actually humble. I think I’m much more humble than you would understand…” HA! You have to admit, there’s a lot of Comedy in the Government today. And just like these Satire Donald Trump Cufflinks… They’re…












