Graveyard Dirt Vial Earrings
Hey, there's a Sale on DIRT! Load up! :) These very Different set of Earrings are a Glass Vial that contains real Dirt from the Graveyard. Creeeeeepppy! But they are Glued Shut, so you don't have to Worry about your Great-Great-Great Grampa falling down your Shirt. Graveyard Dirt has been known to be used in Protection Spells as well as Love Spells. Maybe that's why the Couple always runs into the Cemetery during a Horror Movie. Right?
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Alice In Wonderland Screw Plugs
What were they Smoking Back in the Days? Alice meets a Smoking Caterpillar in Wonderland… She does not like the Insect at first because he does not talk to her. He does Blow a Thick Cloud of Hookah in…
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Coffin Belly Ring
“Mommy Mommy, Joey is Biting Grandma’s Nail!” “Stop it Joey, or I am Closing the Coffin Lid!” NICE… Almost as Nice as this Coffin Belly Ring with a Stiff inside! Dangle this Direful Casket on your Belly and get…
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Green Camouflage Watch
This Watch is Bad Ass! I Love the Green Bezel with the Green Camouflage Dial… Looks very Rolex to me, but this Watch is made by LTD, and they did an Awesome Job with the Details! Very Visual, Very…
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The Walking Dead Walkers Watch
I am a HUGE Walking Dead Fan, and I own many Collectibles, including a Walking Dead Watch like this… (Although I don’t have a Signed Version). This Walking Dead Watch is Creepy, Bloody, and in Mint Condition. It’s Never…
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Porn Star Cufflinks
Ha ha, what a Great Gag Gift… Or is it? And is that a Pun? Only you can decide, for it’s Wonderful Cufflinks that will make everyone Smile and Blush. Cufflinks with a Big Red Star and Black Lettering…
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Piles of Poop Bracelet
What Sheer Talent… I’ve tried and tried, but I’ve never been able to Create a Curly Cue Pile of Poop! WOW! Just like an Ice Cream Cone, these Brown Piles of Doo-Doo are Glossy, Dangling, and Fun. You do…












