Coffin Belly Ring
“Mommy Mommy, Joey is Biting Grandma’s Nail!” “Stop it Joey, or I am Closing the Coffin Lid!” NICE… Almost as Nice as this Coffin Belly Ring with a Stiff inside! Dangle this Direful Casket on your Belly and get the CHILLS!
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I Have this Stabbing Pain in my Belly
"What is Beethoven doing in his Coffin right now?" "Decomposing!" Okay Okay... This 14 Gauge Belly Navel Ring is made of 316L Stainless Steel and is 3/8" Long. It Features a Dagger Coffin Lid that opens up and Reveals a Skeleton Inside. Gory and Creepy, just what your Belly ordered! :)
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Mona Lisa Nicolas Cage Cufflinks
LMAO! Now this is Funny Sh*t! It’s Nicolas Cage and his dumb “You Don’t Say?” Glare, attached to Mona Lisa, the Best-Know Pre-Internet Meme in the World! It could have been painted by Leonardo da Vinci, right? But now,…
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Blue Level Tie Clip Bar
This is what Fred needs after too many Beers during Lunch… A Level that tells him when to Quit. If the Bubble is all the way to the Left or Right, call Fred a Cab. This Cool Blue Level…
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Kiss Me I’m Irish Ear Plugs
Saint Patrick’s Day is coming (March 17th), better be ready for those Kisses. And you will, with these Fun Ear Gauge Plugs reading “Kiss Me I’m Irish”. Great Plugs with a Clover on the Front and the Iconic Ireland…
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Groot Spores Bracelet
“I AM GROOT!” “I AM GROOT!” “I AM GROOT!” “I AM GROOT!” Can you Say anything more? “I AM GROOT!” Yeah, okay… HA! And with this Groot Bracelet, you may be saying the same thing. Officially Licensed Merchandise from…
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Dog Treat Earrings
Don’t mind if I do… “CRUNCH!” That’s what your dog will do when he sees these Doggie Treats dangling from your ear lobes. Very Cute Earrings, Hand shaped like Dog Treats, made out of Polymer Clay, and hanging from…
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BFF Zombie Head Pendants
Lovely! Slice a Zombie Head in Half and you have a Wonderful Best Friends Pendant that’s KILLER! One Chunk of Undead Meat for YOU, and one for your BFF! How Sweet! Made out of Super Sculpey Clay, Wire and…
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