If I made $85 Million this year, I’d cry too! Just look at her… Sad Face, Slick Hair, Mouthful of Spit, and 5 Tons of Mascara… Such a Horrible Life! And now, you can carry around her Lovely Mug…

The Incredible Melting Man was a 1977 American Science Fiction Horror Film about an Astronaut whose Body Begins to Melt after he is Exposed to Radiation during a Space Flight to Saturn. This Leads him to Commit Murders and…

I know you want to get your TWERK on! Just picture shaking that Booty with these Dangly Earrings licking your face and hair. STUNNING! Talk about a Show Stopper! Insane!

Do Cowboys Fart? I Watched Broke Back Mountain and I don’t remember them Farting… Hmm! Maybe they didn’t have enough Pork and Beans, like the Cowboys in this FUN Bracelet! “POOT”

There is nothing more romantic than poop… if you’re a dung beetle! Which is why, this pendant is just for you. A cute, fun, brown emoji poop on a dazzling disc pendant with bling. High polish sterling silver finish,…

Looks just like a Real Twinkie (it really does), but this Cool Pendant is made out of Polymer Clay! For such a Low Price you get the Pendant only. You’ll have to supply your own Necklace and Appetite! Enjoy!…