“I’ve got an Injured Extraterrestrial in my Shed. He’s Missing an Eye… I’ve Named him Alen.” “What do you Call a Spaceship with a Faulty Air Conditioning Unit?” “A Frying Saucer!” “What’s E.T. Short for?” “He’s Got No Legs!”…

SWEET! These Ear Plugs are Kewl! Hypnotizing… For they’re Spiral Plugs, Black and White, that GLOW IN THE DARK! Now that’s Awesome! Nifty Ear Plugs that come in tons of Different Ear Gauge Sizes: 5mm, 6mm, 8mm, 9mm 12mm,…

Cute. Cold. Love em… They’re Icicle Earrings that will make your Head look just like the Gutter on my Garage… Dangling Icicles. Great Icicles that are not only Long, 5.25 inches, but are White and covered with GLITTER! They’ll…

Heck YES, a Knuckle Ring with the ‘Bazinga!’ Quip on it! If you like The Big Bang Theory, you’ll LOVE this Bazinga Ring! True Fans, get Two Knuckles ready, because this Ring is looking for a home!

A Polish Immigrant had to take an Eye Exam for a Driver’s License. The Bottom Row of the Eye Chart read: C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the Optician…

This Ring looks just like Bubble Wrap… Bubble wrap is a Pliable Transparent Plastic Material commonly used for Packing Fragile Items. Regularly Spaced, Protruding Air-Filled Hemispheres (Bubbles) Provide Cushioning and FUN Popping! :) But these Bubbles YOU CAN NOT…