Novelty POW! Cufflinks
Great for a Father's Day Gift, Wedding Gift for the Groomsmen, or any Special Occasion, these Cufflinks are Attractive and AWESOME! POP in the POW! and you're ready for Action! Made of Silver Plate, Silver, and Glass, they any Man feel more, well, POWerful! :)
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Butthole Sphincter Pendant
LMAO! You’re winking at me… Really! It’s the funniest pendant you’ll pucker at, a butthole pendant that looks just like a tight balloon knot. HAHAHAHA! Handcrafted out of 3D Sculpted Zinc, with an Antique Gold Plating, this pendant is…
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Totally Not a Cop Cufflinks
HA HA! Nice… It’s Cufflinks that are IDEAL for a Cop. “Totally Not A Cop” Cufflinks that turned the Phrase Viral not too long ago, when an Undercover Policeman wore a T-Shirt Reading “Totally Not A Cop”. Talk about…
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Creepy Pumpkin Necklace & Earrings
This looks like me in the morning… It’s a Creepy Ass Pumpkin, Demonic Red, with a Frightening Face full of Teeth… Combo Necklace and Earrings Set. Ideal for Halloween, because the Witching Hour is upon us. Made out of…
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Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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Gold Bar Ring
Sweet… Who hasn’t wanted to own their own Solid Gold Bar? I WANT ONE! Don’t you? Well, now it CAN be yours, for just a Couple Hundred Dollars… This Cool, Classy, Gold Bar Ring is made out of Polished…
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Fake Nose Ring
LMAO! With April Fools coming, tell everyone you got a nose ring. And then when you see them, show them this… HA! It’s a nose ring! A funny ring, with a polymer clay nose on top. And what’s even…