Underwear Stud Earrings
Let’s face it, we can’t all be Tom Cruise wearing Sunglasses, Dancing around in our Underwear (Risky Business)… Oh wait, we can! Because these Underwear, are Earring Studs, and it’ll make you Dance and Sing that “Old Time Rock ‘n’ Roll”… For they’re Whitey Tighties and made for your Ear Lobes! 1/2” in Diameter, Sealed with Resin, Lightweight, Hypoallergenic Posts… “Just take those Old Records off the Shelf…”
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Underwear Whitey Tighties Stud Earrings
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Steampunk Gear Ring
Beautiful Beautiful Beautiful Gears Ring! Damn I love these things. This Steampunk Ring KICKS ASS! So Smooth, So Sleek, So Detailed and COOL! Gears and Rivets all the way around this Sterling Silver Ring is just Perfection. Love it,…
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Pink Metallic Candy Nipple Shield
“Get up out of your Seat, Come on up to the Dance Floor, I’ve got Something so Sweet…” Madonna said it… Now you can Wear it! A Pink Metallic Candy Wrapped Nipple Shield Ring… That’s “Stick-Stick-Stick Sticky and Sweet!”
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Lounging Kitty Belly Ring
Cats Lounge around all day. We know that, but did you know that Cats can Sense Earthquakes? They also can Eat and Digest their Food Whole! They Purr continuously as they Inhale and Exhale. And they can Die from…
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Ephemera Bunny Pin
This Little Bunny has seen Better Days for Sure! He used to Exist, but not any More! Now he’s Euthanized by a Steamroller. With X Eyes and X Mouth, this Critter makes a Cute and Funny Brooch. Flat as…
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Rocky Horror Charm Bracelet
“It’s astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness takes it’s toll… Ahh… But listen closely… Not for very much longer… I’ve got to keep control. I remember doing the Time Warp. Drinking those moments when the blackness would hit me. And…
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Cheetos Flamin Hot Earrings
LOL I Could Eat BAGS of Flamin Hot Crunchy Cheetos Non-Stop! Even when your whole Face, Mouth, Lips, Fingers and Couch are Orange… It’s all Good! And look how Cute these Bags of Cheetos would look in your Ears….
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