Happy Birthday Belly Ring
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles!” Ha, this is such a Cute Birthday Gift, you’ll want to have your Cake and Eat it too! For it’s a Birthday Belly Button Ring that’s Delicious! Made out of 316L Stainless Steel, this 14 Gauge Barbell has Pink Gems and a Cake with Candle and Hearts… Now… where’s the Ice Cream?
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Happy Birthday Belly Button Navel Ring
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Mickey Mouse Charm Watch
This Mickey stuff is seriously CUTE! I can’t get over how Fun this Wrist Watch is. Any Disney/Mickey Fan would LOVE IT! For it’s a Charm Bracelet Watch, with Darling Dangles of Mickey’s Famous Shorts, Glove, Ears, and M’s….
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Laceration Bracelet
You know, this reminds me of that night that I got stuck inside the Dryer with a Butcher Knife… HA! Alright, that didn’t happen… at night. But with this INSANE Bracelet, people will think it did. Resembling something that…
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Chalkboard Bangle Bracelet
Just think of the things you could Write on this Fun Chalkboard Bracelet… “I Will Not Waste Chalk!” “I Will Not Xerox My Butt!” “I Will Not Belch The National Anthem!” “Spitwads Are Not Free Speech!” Oh wait… Those…
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Flat Cat Brooch
Awww, it’s either Fluffy is Pooped and laying on the Ground like a Bear Rug… Or, she’s been Stepped on by an Elephant, Or, she’s been Run over by the UPS Driver. HA! Either way, she’s Cute, Funny, and…
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Dakota Watch Knife Clip
Perfect for the Gadget Junkies, this Dakota Knife Clip is an All-In-One Multi-Tool Watch made with a Stainless Steel Knife, Scissors, LED Microlight, and an Integrated Compass. It’s Kick Ass Cool! It Makes me Want to go Camping or…
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Bloody Intestines Necklace
You know when Aunt May turned into a Zombie and was Ripping apart your Poor Pet Hamster (Barney)? Yeah, she had that Long Strand of Intestine Stuck in her Teeth and when she Smiled… EGADS! Intestines like this Beautiful…
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