SPAM Earrings
SPAM, the Canned Meat, contains only 6 Ingredients: Pork (Two Cuts: Pork Shoulder and Ham), Salt, Water, Potato Starch (To keep the Meat Moist – I know, right?), Sugar and Sodium Nitrite. Now you can Eat it, AND Wear it! Lucky you!
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You Fill My Head With Spam!
These Adorable SPAM Earrings are actually made out of Polymer Clay, and Metal (Sorry, no PIGS!). They would look GREAT in YOUR ears... And, you won't have to crack them open. SWEET! They certainly make a Good Gift for Grandma, or a GAG for the Friend always sending you Junk Mail! HA! You decide. :)
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Rubber Chicken Cufflinks
What are you, a Comedian? Wise-Ass? Funny Man? Well… We all know one, or are one! :) And so these Funny Rubber Chicken Cufflinks are just what you NEED! With these Clucks, the JOKES on YOU! :)
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Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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Dot Matrix Rave Watch
With it’s 80 Animated Dot Matrix Led Lights this Cyberpunk Rave Watch will turn Heads. Such a Great looking Watch, resembling a Wide Black Cuff Bracelet, but it’s a very Techy Watch instead! AWESOME!
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Elk Antler Earrings
These Imperial Elk Antler Earrings are pretty Cool! Solid Earrings Cast from White Bronze With Sterling Silver Overlay, these Antlers are Detailed, Handmade and Oh-So-Pointy! 2-1/4″ Long, they’ll bring out the Hunter in you!
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Green Dragon Wing Pendant
WOW! This is one of the Coolest Pendants yet! It’s a Green Dragon Wing with Hematite Colored Claws… And it’s AWESOME! So Dark, Creepy, and COOL! This Handcrafted Mythical Creature is made with Polymer Clay, Antiqued and Finished with…
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Binary Ear Plugs
LOL… Or should I say 101… These GEEKY Ear Plugs are ULTRA-GEEKY, because they have 101010101 Binary written all over them. They just scream “HACKER” “COMPUTER GEEK” and “COOL” at the same time. I LOVE them!
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