This Ring features a Carved Turquoise Skull with a Crystal and Pearl Encrusted Crown… Just what my Wife always Wanted! :) Gotta LOVE those Eye Sockets and those Smiling Teeth! SWEET!

If you’re handy with a Butcher Knife, a Farmer, or just someone who LOVES Cow, then these are the Cufflinks for you! They are Cuts of Beef Cufflinks that look like a Cow with all the Slices outlined… Ready…

I can’t get enough of Jewelry by Johan. They make the most Awesome Rings and Wedding Bands on Earth! And this one is a 8mm Men’s Band Featuring 3 Distinctly Different Materials all set in Titanium (Which is Awesome…

Real Nice… I’ve heard of the Old Irish Claddagh Ring Saying “With my Hands, my Heart I give, Crowned with Eternal Love!”, but I didn’t think it was Literal! :) With these Tunnel Ear Plugs, it is. Bloody Hands…

“Hang on a Second, I’m checking out that Babe on the Beach…” You know you’ll use this Ring! Just like Captain Jules and his Useless Box of Oddities and Curiosities, this Telescope/Magnifier will catch everyone’s Eyes… Close up!

Alchemy Gothic’s “Galvanic Magneto Inducer Cuff-Bracelet”. Described as “the Primary Power-Source behind the GMT System, Providing Tension to the Receiving Transposition Chamber.” In other words: AWESOME!!!