STING! This Ring, er, RINGS, are Kick-Ass-Bad-Ass-COOL! It’s a Huge Scorpion Ring that’s so Massive, you’ll Need 2 Fingers to Tame it. Beautiful Gold Tone Plated, with Elastic Bands (So they’ll Easily Fit any 2 Fingers), set with Glistening…

These Doggie Earrings are so Cute! They are French Bulldogs that are Mixed Metals and Riveted together! What a Great Idea, what a Wonderful Look! The Copper Rivets for Eyes work Perfectly! Bow-WOW is Right! :)

Okay… They have these listed as Finger OK Cufflinks, but I beg to differ… That’s the Symbol for Finger Bang (and we all know it). HA! One Cufflink featuring a Pointing Finger, and the other Cufflink showing a Finger…

Bring on the Spells, the Spooks, the Black Cats and Brooms, because this Witch is looking for a Belly to Fill… For it’s a Belly Button Ring, that’s PERFECT for the Halloween Season. A Red Witches Hat that’s Blinging…

Nope Ear Plugs. Well, maybe… Because these Ear Plugs hold Spiders that are DEAD. Ideal for Halloween, or any Scary Time, Slide these Suckers through your Holes and let the Screaming begin. It’s Real Black Widow Spiders (And all…

I’m sure we all know one of these… The Coupon Queen! She’s the Person in the Checkout Line with 85 Coupons and ends up Paying $1.29 for $150 Worth of Groceries… Yeah HER! Well… This Bracelet is just for…