Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Because it was Attached to your Ears! Yuck Yuck Yuck! And with these Adorable Miniature Chicken Wings, they’ll make Everyone DROOL! They look so Real, so Crispy, so Deep Fried, so Delicious……

You know what I think about when I think about Firemen? Nipple Shields, of course! “Call the Fire Department, my Nipples are on Fire!” This Nipple Ring Barbell Shield takes the Cake… and your Nipple! OUCH!

Oh, the last time I had a Fishing Lure in my Ear was when I went Fishing with Uncle Charlie and he had one too many to Drink! OUCH! But now, I can have Fishing Lures Dangling from my…

“If you Work in a Cement Factory, the Job gets Harder and Harder…” :) And just like the Hardest Substance on Earth, this Diamond is made of Cement. A Concrete Slab in the Shape of a Diamond, Faceted, Chiseled,…

I Swear I won’t Sing “What does the Fox Say?” I SWEAR! :) This Foxy Brooch Speaks for itself. Very Fun, very Colorful and Whimsical, it will make everyone take a closer look. Pin it on your Coat, Hat,…

Nothing Beats Tearing the Meat off Bones and Chowing Down! Especially with a little BBQ Sauce! Right? And these Lovely Little Bones have been Cleaned, well, to the Bone! Looking like Real Bones, these Cute but Gory Earrings are…