You know what you need? A Pair of Chainmail Earrings! Just think of how Sexy you’ll look with Chains Dangling from your Ears! Wear them with any Outfit, Casual Jeans and T-Shirt or even that Black Little Number! :)

Do Cowboys Fart? I Watched Broke Back Mountain and I don’t remember them Farting… Hmm! Maybe they didn’t have enough Pork and Beans, like the Cowboys in this FUN Bracelet! “POOT”

The Claddagh Ring is a Traditional Irish Ring given which Represents Love, Loyalty, and Friendship. The Symbols of the Crown, Heart and Hands actually mean: “With my Hands, my Heart I give, Crowned with Eternal Love!” Awwww! It really…

Into the Occult? Spirit Boards? Summoning the Ghosts of the Dead? Well this Navel Button Ring is IDEAL for your Belly Button Blood Bath… It’s a Planchette, the Ouija Board Pointer, and it’s Pointing in the right direction… DOOM!…

I am a Puzzle Freak! I love all kinds of Puzzles; Crosswords, Sudoku, Word Search, Anagrams, Brain Twisters, Mind Benders… I’m always doing something. And I’m not the only one… That’s why this Bracelet makes the perfect gift for…

Nothing says “I Love You” like a pair of BigFoot Cuff Links. Especially these that are Handmade with Grape-Ape Love and Care. Just look at the faces… In fact, I can’t stop looking at them! HA!