“What do you get from an Alaskan Cow?” “Ice Cream!” “How do Astronauts Eat their Ice Cream?” “In Floats!” Nothing like a Bunch of Jokes and an Ice Cream Sundae, Right? And this Ice Cream Necklace is just the…

Your MOM Dribbles! Okay, that’s only when she eats Mashed Potatoes, but still… She’d Love this Pendant! It’s actually a Matching Pendant and Earring Set that’s Double Cool! It’s a Basketball MOM Pendant that’s Silvertone, Blinging with an Orange…

I feel like this kitty everyday… It’s the “hang in there” charm bead featuring a cute cat, with green gemstone eyes, hanging from a brown barrell… Pink paws, a long dangly tail that moves… It’s all fun. Unless it’s…

As Ross Mathews said in Celebrity BB, “Can I keep this?” (Regarding Winning the Power of Veto), and Julie Chen saying “Uh, NO!” HA! Everyone wants the Power of Veto, and if you’re a Big Brother Fan like I…

“BOOM!” “BLAM!” “POW!” “CLANK!” “KRAK!” “ZAP!” That’s the Superhero that I’m talking about… The Retro Comic-Book Superheroes with the Exclamation Punches and Fights! Cool Cool Stuff! “WHAM!” It makes the NERD in me Melt! :)

“What did the Leper say to the Prostitute?” “Keep the Tip!”, “Do you know how to Fry Toilet Paper?” “I Don’t Either, but I can Brown it on one Side!”, “What do you Call an Asian Woman with one…