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I can see People Wearing these Ear Plugs. Too Funny! These Red and White F You Ear Plugs (Uncensored in the Real Versions) come in Gauge Sizes 16g, 14g, 12g, 10g, 8g, 6g, 4g, 2g, 0g, 00g, 7/16, 1/2, 9/16, 5/8, 3/4, 7/8, and 1 inch. They are made out of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel Tunnels, are Double Flared, and are Sold as a Pair. Buy them, Stick them in... Wait for the Comments to Come! HA!
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Tarantula Spider Wrist Watch
Nothing’s Scarier at Halloween… Than a BIG Tarantula Spider on your Arm? Right? And this Wrist Watch, has the BIGGEST, CREEPIEST, HAIRIEST, SPIDER OF ALL! With Orange Legs, a Black Body, and Beady Eyes and Fangs… This Sucker, will…
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Penguins Brooch
TOO TOO CUTE! Check out this Adorable Holiday Brooch featuring TWIN Penguins! Makes you want to pinch their Cheeks! Brooch in encrusted with Clear Crystals to give your Season some added BLING!
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Christmas Beard Ornaments
LOL! Oh these Beard Ornaments really crack me up. Just like the previous Jingle Bell Beard Ornaments I featured earlier, these are Round Christmas Balls. Ornaments made Specifically for your Beard Hair. And they’re so Simple to Wear; You…
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Scary Pumpkin Cufflinks
“How do Rednecks Celebrate Halloween?” “Pump Kin!” Oh that was bad… How’s this: “What did a Jack-O-Lantern say to the Pumpkin?” “Cut it out!” Okay… Not Scary enough, but these Cufflinks are. They are Frightening Cufflinks featuring a Creepy…
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You Need More Money Necklace
“Why did the Man put his Money in the Freezer?” “Because He wanted Cold Hard Cash!” Doesn’t everyone? Well… NOW you can Have that CASH anytime you need it. You can be the “Money Grows on Trees” person with…
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Raptor Belly Button Ring
The Raptor, or Velociraptor, is a Dromaeosaurid Theropod Dinosaur that lived 75 Million Years Ago. The Raptor is one of the Dinosaurs that had a Prominent Role in the First Jurassic Park Movie. It was FAST, Bad-Ass, Creepy, and…