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I can see People Wearing these Ear Plugs. Too Funny! These Red and White F You Ear Plugs (Uncensored in the Real Versions) come in Gauge Sizes 16g, 14g, 12g, 10g, 8g, 6g, 4g, 2g, 0g, 00g, 7/16, 1/2, 9/16, 5/8, 3/4, 7/8, and 1 inch. They are made out of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel Tunnels, are Double Flared, and are Sold as a Pair. Buy them, Stick them in... Wait for the Comments to Come! HA!
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Osama Bin Laden Death Ring
GNARLY! WOW! Who would have thought there’d be a Ring for this… It’s the Head of Osama Bin Laden, with a Imitation Red Ruby Gemstone in the Forehead. Crazy Ring, Crazy Idea… Someone’s gonna LOVE this! The Red Gem…
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Chain Link Fidget Bracelet
What a Great Idea. This Bracelet can be Worn as Jewelry, or Used as a Fidget Toy for Stress Relief, ADD, ADHD, Anxiety, or Autism. It’s Moveable, Flexible, Fun Bike Chain Links that are made of High Polished Stainless…
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Anatomical Heart Necklace
I always knew you had a Black Heart! After all, you are the Black Sheep of the Family, AND you do smoke non-stop! Oh wait… This is a ZOMBIE Heart with Bloody Veins! My Bad!
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Spank Me Nipple Ring
Oh with 50 Shades of Grey in the Theaters right now, it’s pretty Appropriate to show off this Adorable and Sexy Spank Me Nipple Ring. With a Red Heart and White Letters saying “Spank Me”, dangling from a Chain…
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Star Trek Touch LED Watch
ENGAGE!!!! It’s a Star Trek Collector’s Edition LED Wrist Watch that will leave you in Command of the Universe. Just Touch the Screen to Display the Time on Demand. 3ATM Water Resistant (Will easily withstand Splashes or Brief Immersion…
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Fake Joint Cheater Plugs
Awesomeeeeeee! These Ear Plugs will really make People Stop and Stare! (Parents, Siblings, Grandparents, Cops, your Boss…) HA! I can only Imagine. These Fake Cheater Plugs (Sold as a Pair) are made out of Crocodile Wood, Hand Painted, and…












