LMAO! NO… LMFAO! HA! This just makes me Laugh so Bad… I am Awe-Struck… Who Would… Why? WAT? A Watch that reads I LOVE TRAFFIC CONES? Really? With an Orange Traffic Cone and a Big Red Heart… What’s not…

I know so many people like this… Askholes! Always want your Opinion or Advice, then does what they want to anyway. WHY ASK? WHY? Urban Dictionary calls “Askhole” – Someone who Asks many Stupid, Pointless, Obnoxious Questions! Obnoxious is…

A Man runs into the Doctor’s Office saying “Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got Carrots Growing out of my Ears!” The Doctor looks at him and replies, “How did that Happen?” The Man responds “I don’t know, I Planted Cucumbers!” HA!…

A Stainless Steel Cuff Bracelet for Men that they can really use, and really like. It’s durable, easy to slip on, and gives them inches at their fingertips.

Set in an Old Gold Color Bezel, this Little Patch of Land can add some Natural Outdoorsy to your life (and a Scrap of Grass that the Dog hasn’t Peed on). Makes an Interesting Eye-Ball Catcher for any Outfit…

My Rudolph, what a big Head you have… HA! I always envisioned a Big Nose, but this Pendant cracks me up. A HUGE Blinging Pear Shaped CZ, set into a Silver Plated Metal Necklace, in the Shape of Rudolph,…