“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…

“A Christmas Story” is the 1983 American Christmas Comedy Film that comes on every Christmas Day and runs repeatedly over and over… AND I Watch it every time. I LOVE IT! It makes me Laugh my Ass off! And……

“There’s Something very Important I Forgot to Tell you.” “What?” “Don’t Cross the Streams!” I LOVED the Ghostbusters Movie, especially Slimer and The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and this Bracelet brings it all Home! How Cute! “ZAP!”

Absolutely Beautiful. And Creepy. And Cool… A Xenomorph Ring that’s so Unusual, so Different, so Sci-fi Bizarre, you’ll think HR Giger Berthed it himself. The Alien Xenomorph (inspired by Giger) Ring Handmade, Cast in either Sterling Silver or 14k…

“Do you know how many People are Dead in a Cemetery?” “ALL OF THEM!” HA… A little Graveyard Joke… I’m sure you’re DYING with Laughter! You know Halloween is coming when the Tombstone Ring comes out. Frightening Good Fun,…

VROOOOOOOM! It’s the Coolest Tire you’ll ever wrap around your neck. A Classic Wheel Tire that is Beautifully Crafted, Cast in Stainless Steel, Comfortable to Wear with Smooth Edges, 100% Hypoallergenic, comes in 3 Distinct Colors: Yellow, Black and…