The Most Theoretical Watch on the Market
This Beautiful and Stunning Watch is full of Spirals and Colors, which will certainly draw some attention. Theoretical maybe, but after the Successful Experiments at the Large Hadron Collider, it's still up for grabs. There is no Spin, Electric Charge, or Color Change, but it does have a Nice Imitation Leather Band and a Spinning Second Hand that Spirals around. Close enough, right? This Japanese Quartz Movement Watch also comes with a 1 Year Warranty. Now who's the Smart one?
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Lady Nipple Ring
Oh Man… Why is She always Hanging around me? HA! Because she’s attached to your Nipple! :) This Very Colorful Little Lady follows you everywhere you go. She’s a Nipple Barbell Ring that is Fun, Different, and hey, now…
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Digital Destruction Watch
This is a Cool Looking Watch! Talk about Self-Destructing! It’s like a Time-Bomb went off on your Wrist! This Watch has Analog Time being Destroyed by the Digital World. Broken Dial, Broken Hands, Nothing but the Future!
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Classic Calculator Keypad Watch
Classic? Or Nerdy? Either way, it’s a Big Calculator Watch that’ll raise a Few Eyebrows, and Fingers. For it looks just like a Calculator (even has the Numbers in the Correct Position), and it Lights up in Sequence to…
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Buttcheeks in a Jar Brooch
LMAO! Your Buttcheeks look so GOOD, I want to take them Everywhere I go! HA! This is probably one of the most Interesting and Craziest Brooch Pins I’ve ever seen… Butt Cheeks Bottled up in a Jar! Now that’s…
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Zombie Pavlova Ring
Pavlova is a Meringue-Based Dessert named after the Russian Ballet Dancer Anna Pavlova. It is a Meringue Cake with a Crisp Crust and is Soft and Light inside, usually Topped with Whipped Cream and Fruit. But this Pavlova Dessert…
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The Starry Night Apple Watch Band
Vincent van Gogh created one of the most iconic paintings ever; The Starry Night. Painted in 1889, The Starry Night is an oil on canvas, and describes the view from the east-facing window of Vincent’s asylum room at Saint-Rémy-de-Provence,…