The Most Theoretical Watch on the Market
This Beautiful and Stunning Watch is full of Spirals and Colors, which will certainly draw some attention. Theoretical maybe, but after the Successful Experiments at the Large Hadron Collider, it's still up for grabs. There is no Spin, Electric Charge, or Color Change, but it does have a Nice Imitation Leather Band and a Spinning Second Hand that Spirals around. Close enough, right? This Japanese Quartz Movement Watch also comes with a 1 Year Warranty. Now who's the Smart one?
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White Trash Nipple Ring
LMAO! You know you’re White Trash when the Halloween Pumpkin on your Front Porch has more Teeth than you. You know you’re White Trash when you’ve been Married Three Times and still have the same in-laws! HA! If this…
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Robot Charm Pendant
“Hey Baby, what’s your OS?” “My Docking Station or Yours?” “Is it Hot in here, or did your Internal Fan System just Crash?” Robot Pick Up Lines… HA! Funny Stuff! If you LOVE Robots or Scifi, then a Robot…
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Ora Lattea Watch
You can’t get any Simpler than this… It’s a Watch that’s Black and White with just a Few Dots that Represent Hours and Minutes… Stylish, Sleek, Stunning, made out of Stainless Steel, with a Genuine Leather Strap, this Watch…
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Jalapeño Necklace
The Jalapeño is a Medium-Sized Chili Pepper Pod type Cultivar of the Species Capsicum Annuum… and it is YUM-YUM-YUM! So Juicy, So Hot, so Pewter??? Pewter, as in this Great Jalapeño Slice Pendant. A Shimmering Slice of Metal, Cast…
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I Have To Poop Key Ring
Okay, this Key Chain Ring (which has a Loop so you can also wear it as a Pendant) made me laugh out loud. Too FUNNY! If this doesn’t sum up life, I don’t know what does. Cute Key Ring…
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Yellow Death Head Moth Brooch
WOW!!! This Moth Brooch reminds me of something straight out of Silence of the Lambs… And I love it. A Handpainted Yellow Moth, with a Death Face on its back… SICK! Laser Cut out of Wood, this Brooch has…












