Hillary Clinton Presidential 2016 Brooch
I don't know about you, but this Hillary looks really Sad and Blue. With Blonde Hair and Blushing Cheeks, this Hillary for President Brooch will start some Conversations for SURE! Hand Drawn on Durable Shrink Plastic, this Work of Art has a Nickel-Free Silver Pin Attached to the Back so you can Proudly Support your Candidate... (If she ever runs). :) Sealed with Beautiful Glitter, this Brooch has a Magical Glass-Like Shine. I don't know who you're Voting for... But I'm Voting for this Brooch! :)
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Horrifying Tombstone Resin Ring
“The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of forty thousand years, and grizzly ghouls from every tomb, are closing in to seal your doom…” Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Ring… HA! And a Thrill it is. A…
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Hamburger Tie Tack
Um, you gotta little Burger on your Tie… Well, I say “Why the Hell not?” Because with this Burger Tie Tack, there’s only one thing that People will think of: LUNCH! Burgers and Fries… YUMMMM! Sadly, this Burger is…
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Foxy Julia Brooch
I Swear I won’t Sing “What does the Fox Say?” I SWEAR! :) This Foxy Brooch Speaks for itself. Very Fun, very Colorful and Whimsical, it will make everyone take a closer look. Pin it on your Coat, Hat,…
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Cyborg Baby Necklace
A Cyborg (short for “Cybernetic Organism”) is a Theoretical or Fictional Being with Both Organic and Biomechatronic Parts, and this Creepy Baby Doll has BOTH! It’s a Bridge between Mind and Matter! And NOW it can be YOURS!
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Nuttier Than A Fruitcake Necklace
Whelp, this is one Fruitcake that won’t get re-gifted. For it’s a Christmas Fruitcake that’s YOU! Yes, that’s right. YOU. Because you’re Nuttier than a Fruitcake, and this Pendant says it all. A Fun “Nuttier than a Fruitcake” Necklace…
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Blossoming Rose Nipple Shield
LMAO! “Stop and Smell the Roses!” There’s Nothing Better Sticking up from the Middle of a Flower than your NIPPLE! HA! Talk about a Blooming Idiot! Sold Individually, these Nipple Shield Rings look just like a Blossoming Red Rose….











