The Hobbit: Thorin's Key Necklace
Open the Door to Adventure, you Lucky Hobbit! This Replica of Thorin's Key is in Necklace Form and comes in a Handsome Gift Box that you'd Swear was Stolen from a Dragon's Lair. Wear this Zinc Alloy Key around your Neck and you'll be the Most Respected of all the Dwarves. Although, probably a Wee-Bit Taller. :) This is an Officially Licensed Hobbit Collectible, and it May or May Not Open Lonely Mountain! You'll have to Try it and See! :)
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Assassin’s Creed Templar Ring
Assassin’s Creed is a Historical Fiction Action-Adventure Stealth Video Game that Primarily Revolves around the Rivalry between Two Ancient Secret Societies: The Assassins and The Knights Templar, and their Indirect Relation to an Ancient Species Pre-Dating Humanity, whose Society,…
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Turkey Track Ring
What does the Turkey Say? It’s almost Turkey Time (Buy HAM) HA! But with this Turkey Ring… It’s TURKEY EVERY DAY! A Very Cool Titanium Ring (Durable as hell), that Features Cute little Turkey Feet Tracks all the way…
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Invisibility Ring
Featuring an Enchanting Sterling Silver Ring with the Seal for Astaroth on the Band. It Allows the Wearer to go about being Invisible to any person. Conjure by Saying: `I Command you Astaroth, that I will make this Sign…
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Cute Thanksgiving Turkey Earrings
“What Key has Legs and can’t Open Doors?” “A Turkey!” “Who is not Hungry on Thanksgiving?” “The Turkey because he is already Stuffed!” “Which side of the Turkey has the most Feathers?” “The Outside!” Oh what Fun… Just like…
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Lotion Man Enamel Pin
Everything about this Enamel Pin makes me Laugh… It’s Hilarious. A Man, Holding a Huge Tube of Lotion, Upside Down, Running all over the Place… Puts a Smile on my Face. Funny, Different, Odd… It will make everyone Tilt…
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Dumbbell Barbell Nipple Ring
Body Builders, Fitness Buffs, Muscle Heads, Exercise Fanatics… This is your Nipple Ring! Looking like a Dumbbell, this Bar goes through your Flesh! No Pain, No Gain! This Weight Lifting Dumbbell is no Dumbbell at all! It’s Sharp!











