The Hobbit: Thorin's Key Necklace
Open the Door to Adventure, you Lucky Hobbit! This Replica of Thorin's Key is in Necklace Form and comes in a Handsome Gift Box that you'd Swear was Stolen from a Dragon's Lair. Wear this Zinc Alloy Key around your Neck and you'll be the Most Respected of all the Dwarves. Although, probably a Wee-Bit Taller. :) This is an Officially Licensed Hobbit Collectible, and it May or May Not Open Lonely Mountain! You'll have to Try it and See! :)
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Earth Worm Of Death Bracelet
HA! Remember that Scene in Alien Resurrection, where Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), gives birth to a New Born Xenomorph… Well, that’s what this Creepy Bracelet reminds me of. It’s an Earth Worm of Death Cuff Bracelet that’s Cool Cool Cool!
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Mac and Cheese Ring
I LOVE Mac and Cheese… The Real Mac and Cheese, NOT the Off-Brand Mac. You know what I’m talking about. It’s just not the same! And this Mac and Cheese Ring, is Cute and, well, Cheesy! :)
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Mood Belly Ring
This is a very Cool, very Clever piece of Jewelry! It’s a Belly Navel Ring that not only GLOWS in the Dark, BUT… It’s actually Color Changing Mood Jewelry as well. What Color will yours be?
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Cheesecake Ring
YUMMMMM! I tell you, if I have one weakness it’s Cheesecake. Boy I love Cheesecake (especially with Raspberry Drizzle)… Anyway, people that Adore that Rich Dessert Cake made out of Cream and Soft Cheese on a Graham Cracker Crust,…
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Fox Pendant
Awwwww! What Does The Fox Say? “Ring Ding Ding Ding Dingeringeding! Gering Ding Ding Ding Dingeringeding! Gering Ding Ding Ding Dingeringeding! WHAT THE FOX SAY? Wa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pow! Wa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pow!…
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Creepy Meat Necklace
I’ve seen this Meat before… It was after a Wild Night of Boozing and Eating Two-Day Old Pizza… I Vaguely Remember seeing that Bloated Mess with Eyeballs After I Barfed… It was looking right at me…. Just like this…