The Hobbit: Thorin's Key Necklace
Open the Door to Adventure, you Lucky Hobbit! This Replica of Thorin's Key is in Necklace Form and comes in a Handsome Gift Box that you'd Swear was Stolen from a Dragon's Lair. Wear this Zinc Alloy Key around your Neck and you'll be the Most Respected of all the Dwarves. Although, probably a Wee-Bit Taller. :) This is an Officially Licensed Hobbit Collectible, and it May or May Not Open Lonely Mountain! You'll have to Try it and See! :)
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Best Friends Barf Pin Set
Okay, these just make me laugh… and BARF! HA! For it’s a Lapel Pin, Brooch, Combo Set that features two Best Friends… One Vomiting on the other… Green Barf flying from one BF to the other… Lovely! Great Set,…
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Finger Ring
Let’s See… The things I could do with an Extra Finger (which is Polydactyly – Extra Fingers): I could Type Faster, Play a Complex Musical Instrument, Palm a Basketball, and Pick my Nose while Holding Hands… See, there are…
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Black Tribal Nipple Shield
Turn on the Heat with this Cool Black Tribal Sun Nipple Ring! It’s a Shield that Circles around and Stabs your Nipple! Sweet Design that’s Bad-Ass and made out of 316L Stainless Steel. Featuring a Stainless Steel Barbell, 14…
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Sugar Donut Brooch
LOL I want to Wear this just to see the stares. It’s a Hilarious Brooch Pin that will not only make people gawk twice, but drool all over themselves. For it looks so REAL. A Funny Lapel Pin that…
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Starbucks Ear Plugs
Starbucks Coffee, is an American Global Coffee Company and Coffeehouse Chain based in Seattle, Washington. Starbucks is the largest Coffeehouse Company in the World, with 21,160 Stores in 63 Countries and Territories, including 12,067 in the United States, 1,570…
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Beer Lover’s Froth Watch
“You know what’s Fun about being Sober?” “Nothing!” “What’s a Man’s Idea of a Balanced Diet?” “A Beer in each Hand!” HA! More? Okay… “What is a Rednecks Last Words?” “HERE, HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!” Bah ha…












