The Hobbit: Thorin's Key Necklace
Open the Door to Adventure, you Lucky Hobbit! This Replica of Thorin's Key is in Necklace Form and comes in a Handsome Gift Box that you'd Swear was Stolen from a Dragon's Lair. Wear this Zinc Alloy Key around your Neck and you'll be the Most Respected of all the Dwarves. Although, probably a Wee-Bit Taller. :) This is an Officially Licensed Hobbit Collectible, and it May or May Not Open Lonely Mountain! You'll have to Try it and See! :)
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Miniature Hot Dog Earrings
LOL These Earrings are just Killing me… Hot Dog Earrings that are Miniature and look Good in your Ears… In fact, I’m about to Bite into them right now! These Dogs look REAL enough to Squirt! Toasted Buns, Guacamole……
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Banana Slice Earrings
“What do you Call Two Banana Skins?” “A Pair of Slippers!” HA! But NOW, you can also call them Earrings! Because these are REAL Bananas! Genuine, Bananas that are turning a Lovely Shade of Brown. Wouldn’t you just LOVE…
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Wooden Dope Boo Pendant
This 36″ Bead Chain Wood Style Necklace is DOPE! Seriously! Your Friends will want to Buy it off your Neck! It’s a BIG Pendant on BIG Beads that will Stand out and get Noticed! Guaranteed!
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Gold Bar Ring
Sweet… Who hasn’t wanted to own their own Solid Gold Bar? I WANT ONE! Don’t you? Well, now it CAN be yours, for just a Couple Hundred Dollars… This Cool, Classy, Gold Bar Ring is made out of Polished…
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Jason Voorhees Ear Plugs
This are bloody good bling. It’s Jason Voorhees, Friday the 13th Camp Crystal Lake Ear Gauge Plugs. Perfect for TODAY! And these earrings are a fright, for sure. The hockey mask that Jason Voorhees wore in the slasher movies,…
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Crazy Cat Poop Necklace
Well this “DANGLY” Necklace, is Purrr-fect for the Crazy Cat Lady! It’s an Acrylic Cut-out of a Cat, taking a Dump, no doubt! Hilarious Pendant that hangs from a Gold-Tone Ball Chain, and boy will it grab attention… And…