Ladies First Nipple Ring
LMFAO! This Nipple Ring makes me Laugh hard… It’s a Dangly Nipple Barbell Ring that reads “Ladies” on one side of your Nipple, and “First” on the other. My thought is “FIRST?” Like it’s Implying that Ladies are First, and Guys are Second? HA HA HA! Is it just Me, or do you Think the Same Thing? Bah ah ahaha! Form a line…
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Glow in the Dark Ladies First Nipple Barbell Ring
Nothing Wrong with saying Ladies First, after all, it is 2015 and you can do what you want with who you want... But Dangling from a Nipple HAAAA! Plus, not only does this Nipple Ring Say "Ladies First", but it also Glows in the Dark. WOW! It's like a Neon Sign at Night... Made out of 14 Gauge, 5/8" Long, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, this Funny Barbell is Sold Individually, so Buy TWO, so you'll be Sure to get FIRST and SECOND of whatever your Preference is. :)
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Triple Spike Leather Bracelet
I NEED THIS! It would go Great with my Ninja Costume! It’s a Leather Bracelet that holds Three 4.5″ Metal Triangular Spikes, which can be used for Punch Spikes worn on the Fingers, to Climbing Spikes! Secure this Bracelet…
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Real Tarantula Leg Pendant
“Oh F No!” Burns Monitor, Burns House, Sets World On Fire! Why Would Anyone Want to Wear a Real Tarantula Leg around their Neck? I say “WHY NOT?” HA! Because it’s Creepy, Scary, Hairy and REAL! A Genuine Tarantula…
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Lemon Bar Necklace
This Lemon Bar looks Good Enough to EAT! Really! Just look at that Powdered Sugar on TOP! YUUUUUMY! I LOVE Lemon Bars (could eat a Whole Pan) and I LOVE how this Necklace looks like the real thing. Awesome!
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Pink Cupcake Nipple Shield
Satisfy your Sweet Tooth with this Pink Frosting covered Cupcake Nipple Shield. Made with a 14 Gauge Stainless Steel Barbell, and a 20mm Diameter Shield Opening, this Cute Candy Cupcake will make everyone Drool. Really!
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Dill Pickle Cufflinks
NICE! Another Fine Pickle You’ve Gotten Yourself Into! Pickle Cufflinks that is. Fun, Green, Realistic Dill Pickle Slices that are Ideal for your French Sleeves. Made out of Polymer Clay, Base Metal and Non-Toxic Glaze, these Fresh and Yummy…
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Appendix Necklace
The Appendix, a Blind-Ended Tube Connected to the Cecum, Developed in the Embryo. A Pouch-like Structure of the Colon, located at the Junction of the Intestines… Worm-Shaped, with no Apparent Function. Don’t need it? Remove it… before it Explodes!…
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