“These little town blues, are melting away. I’m gonna make a brand new start of it, in old New York. If I can make it there, I’ll make it anywhere. It’s up to you, New York, New York…” If…

NICE! Looks like someone took 10 Flyswatters and went to Crazy on your Neck. SMUSH! SPLAT! FLAT! It’s a Necklace unlike anything you’ve ever seen (unless you’re a Venus Fly Trap). A Dead Fly Necklace Featuring 10 Dead Flies…

“Yo Momma so Stupid she Called me, then asked for my Phone Number!” “She’s so Stupid she thought a Runny Nose was Exercise!” “She’s so Stupid she Watches ‘The Three Stooges’ and takes Notes!” HA… And if She’s Standing…

Feeling Dangerous? Want to look like a Bad Boy? Well with this Nipple Ring, you can make anyone’s day… For it’s a Nipple Barbell Ring that features Cool and Creepy Razor Blades… Not Real Blades, of course, but still…

Look at this watch. Just look at it… It’s the coolest tech watch for kids yet. It’s like transformers, on your wrist (but don’t worry, there are pink/purple and black ones as well). A smart watch for kids with…

Any Cat Lover will LOVE these Earrings with Multicolored Crystals and Faux Pearls. The Disc Backings will hold them nicely in place, and the Button Eyes will make anybody say “Ahhhhh!”