Brace-Face, Train-Tracks, Metal-Mouth, CHEESE-GRATER… Kids hear these names all the time when they Wear Braces. After all, you do wear these Metal Magnets for YEARS! Unless you’re lucky enough to have a Headgear as well. HA! What a Pain……

Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!”…

I VANT TO BITE YOUR Belly? Oh… It’s a Belly Ring that’s Bloody GOOD Bling! A Red Lipped Vampire Mouth, with Gleaming White Teeth… Just Lovely! All Dangling from a FAKE Piercing that you can clip on your Belly,…

Does a Hair on your Head Dare to be out of Place? Does your Make-up need a little Fixing? Both Girls and Guys will certainly take a Longer Peek at this Vanity Mirror Wrist Watch! I Bet you Think…

I am a Sucker for Technology… And with these Quirky QR Code Cufflinks, I’m in Heaven! Wear these Cufflinks and everyone will be Grabbing their Smart Phones and Scanning your Arms to see where they lead. You can’t NOT…

‘Cause this is thriller, thriller night, and no one’s gonna save you, from the beast about to strike. You know it’s thriller, thriller night, you’re fighting for your life, inside a killer thriller tonight… You know you’re singing. Dancing….