Hot Water Bottle Earrings
A Hot Water Bottle is a Container filled with Hot Water and Sealed with a Stopper, used to Provide Warmth, typically while in Bed, but also for the Application of Heat to a Specific Part of the Body… Like the Ears! HA! I don’t know who would wear these Funny Ass Hot Water Bottle Earrings, but at least you’ll know where the Heat is! :)
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Red Hot Water Bottle Dangly Earrings
Why oh Why? HA! These Hot Water Bottle Earrings are just too Funny. Made of Plastic, these Earrings look pretty Realistic. You always wanted Hot Water Bags Hanging down your Face, right? Hooked on Surgical Steel Fish Hook Ear Wires, these Hot Water Bottles will make a Great Gag Gift for the... DOUCHEBAG! HA!
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Hamburger Tie Tack
Um, you gotta little Burger on your Tie… Well, I say “Why the Hell not?” Because with this Burger Tie Tack, there’s only one thing that People will think of: LUNCH! Burgers and Fries… YUMMMM! Sadly, this Burger is…
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Sharky Shark Cufflinks
It’s #SharkWeek2017, which means: There’s a Shark in the water… Better watch your Arms and Legs, especially if you’re wearing these Kick-Ass Cool Sharky-Shark Cufflinks. Gray Sleek Sharks, Black Beady Eyes, Hand-Painted, Perfect for the Shark Lover and DEVOURER…
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Bio Hazard Necklace
Look out Gordon Freeman, this Half Life looking Pendant will send everyone in a frenzy. Bio Hazard is not something you want to mess with. Unless you have a crowbar. Dig?
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Custom Wood Ring Box
These are COOL! Ring Boxes that are Handmade out of WOOD and Custom Engraved with your Initials, Hearts, whatever you like. Use it for Storing your Rings and Jewelry, or even Proposing with! It’s sure to make a HUGE…
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Fake Nose Ring
LMAO! With April Fools coming, tell everyone you got a nose ring. And then when you see them, show them this… HA! It’s a nose ring! A funny ring, with a polymer clay nose on top. And what’s even…
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Jeffrey Dahmer Ring
YIKES! It’s Jeffrey Dahmer… The Milwaukee Serial Killer from the 90’s who worked in a Chocolate Factory, and Murdered Many Young Men by having Sex with them, Drilling Holes into their Skulls, Dismembering their Bodies, Storing their Heads in…
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