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Money Green Jesus Pendant
Well, now I’ve seen it all! Money Green Jesus Bling! Green as a Dollar Bill, Jesus hangs from a Green Bead Necklace. It’s all Green! Everything Green! Green Bling Bling! Mo Money Green! He’s Mr. Green Jeans! Green like…
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Bloody Ring
“Why are Vampire Families so Close?” “Because Blood is Thicker than Water!” If you Like Gross Stuff, Gory Things, Creepy Horror Movies, or Zombies, then you’ll probably LOVE this Bloody Ring! It looks like you just Kicked someone’s ASS!…
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SPAM Earrings
SPAM, the Canned Meat, contains only 6 Ingredients: Pork (Two Cuts: Pork Shoulder and Ham), Salt, Water, Potato Starch (To keep the Meat Moist – I know, right?), Sugar and Sodium Nitrite. Now you can Eat it, AND Wear…
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Zombie Arm Ring
“Why did the Zombie go to the Dentist?” “To improve his BITE!” “Where do Zombies Eat Dinner?” “The LIVING Room!” “What’s a Zombies Favorite Desert?” “I-Scream!” Okay.. ENOUGH (NEVER ENOUGH) Zombie Jokes! Now, onto this Creepy Crawling Zombie Ring!…
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Telescope Ring
“Hang on a Second, I’m checking out that Babe on the Beach…” You know you’ll use this Ring! Just like Captain Jules and his Useless Box of Oddities and Curiosities, this Telescope/Magnifier will catch everyone’s Eyes… Close up!
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Taco Bell Rings
Well, aren’t these just YUMMY! It’s TWO Rings, Handcrafted and Bent out of Gold Filled Tarnish-Resistant Wire, reading “TACO” on one ring, and “BELL” on the other. Ideal for the Taco Bell Loving Fool. Not only can you wear…












