Human Teeth Bracelet
“Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Yellow, when she Smiles on the Street, Cars slow down!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Big, her Dentist charges her by the Tooth!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Ugly, she got pulled over for not having Dental Insurance!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Gapped, she could become a Field Goal Post!” “Yo’ Mama’s got Summer Teeth… Some are in her Mouth, and some are on your WRIST!” :)
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Human Teeth Tooth Horror Bracelet Cuff
This Human Tooth Bracelet gives me Cavities. It's Creepy, Cool, and will look AWESOME around your Arm. Made out of Polymer Clay, this Creepy Tooth Bracelet has Bloody Gums and will Freak people out. Bend Slightly to Fit, it's Easy to Wear, very Unique, and hey, you never know when you'll need another pair of Chompers! :)
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Memorial Pendant
OMG! What a Cool Creepy Pendant! This Pendant is not only a Smooth Cylinder, but it GLOWS-IN-THE-DARK… And… And… It holds your Cremation Ashes! GAWD! Carry the Dead around, and let them GLOW!
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Band-Aid Earrings
“Why do you put Bandaids in the Fridge?” “For Cold Cuts!” HA! And these Band-Aid Earrings Crack me up too! LOOK at them! How Freaking Cute… The Smiling Faces, the Blushing Cheeks, the Red Hearts… LMAO! They’re FUN and…
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Men’s Wedding Band with Swimmers
WOW. Oh WOW! This is Unique. It’s a Men’s Wedding Band that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen… “Swimmers” as I call them… Really Diamonds with a Squiggly Tail, but hey, everyone will know what they really are. What they…
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Cow Belly Button Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” HA! And that’s Exactly what I Want Dangling off my Belly… A COW! LMAO! A Holstein Cow with a Bright Yellow Nose and Yellow…
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Custom Photo Ear Plug
What a Great Idea for an Ear Plug… One that holds a Custom Photo! COOL! You can put whatever Photo you like in these Black Acrylic BLINGING Ear Plugs! Put YOU, put your BAE, put your DOG or your…
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Toast Bangle
Two Pieces of Bread are in the Toaster. One Piece says, “Wow, it’s Hot in Here!” The other Bread Looks at him and says, “Oh My Gosh, Talking Bread!” Yes I know that was Bad… But hey, I’m nothing…
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