Will Return Necklace
This is SO me! I will return to Work in 8 hours… HA! You see these “Will Return” Clocks everywhere in Store Front Windows, but you never see them on the actual Worker. BAH! Talk about a Riot. Put this on, Kick Back, Relax… Let everyone know that you are on Break and Will Return at the Specified Time. I’d LOVE to see their Reactions! Oh look, the Boss is coming… :)
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Will Return Work Clock Pendant Necklace
I dig this Necklace. Made from Acrylic and Strung on an 18" Chain, this Clock actually has Hands that MOVE! So you really can Dictate what Time and WHEN you'll return. This is Perfect for Fridays, Casual Days, or Asshole Days! :) Which reminds me of a Joke... A Doctor reaches into his Smock to get a Pen to Write a Prescription and Pulls out a Rectal Thermometer. "Oh, Damn it," he Proclaims, "Some Asshole has my Pen!"
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Eyeball Pendant
“I Broke up with a Cross-Eyed Chick… I thought She was Seeing Someone else!” “Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Opticians?… Everyone!” “What did one Eye say to the other Eye?… Between you and me, Something Smells!”…
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Bird Poop Pendant
Well if this isn’t the MOST Interesting piece of Jewelry… BIRD POOP! Green Curly Poop that sits on a Pendant and hangs on your Neck. How Lovely! It doesn’t get any Better than that! Unless it was Scented…
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Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
Ewwwwww! These Earrings make me Laugh! Like Snot coming out of my Nose, these came right out of a Fish’s butt. HA! Fossilized Fish Poo, Lovely Brown Turds… AND YES, these are REAL Fish Doo-Doo… Small Pieces of Fish…
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Jewelry Workshop Bead Kit
Jewelry Kits for Teens and Kids (8-15 years) will keep them outta your Hair! And this Kit is MONSTER FUN! It’s a Bead Kit full of Monster Making Friendship Bracelets and Necklaces! Kit includes 2,500+ Beads and Case! Sweet!
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Cash Only Belly Ring
LMAO! Cash Only! HA! Don’t we all know people like this? Whether you’re Working the Streets, Hustling, Winning the Lotto, or Getting a Job Under the Table, it’s all the SAME… CASH ONLY DUDE! :) Green Backs RULE! If…
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Tintin Comicbook Bracelet
The Adventures of Tintin is a Series of Comic Albums Created by Belgian Cartoonist Hergé. It Features Tintin (center), Snowy (the Dog), a Villain and more. They’re Cute, Colorful, and FUN to wear! Especially as a Bracelet! “Crumbs!” :)
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