Will Return Work Clock Pendant Necklace
I dig this Necklace. Made from Acrylic and Strung on an 18" Chain, this Clock actually has Hands that MOVE! So you really can Dictate what Time and WHEN you'll return. This is Perfect for Fridays, Casual Days, or Asshole Days! :) Which reminds me of a Joke... A Doctor reaches into his Smock to get a Pen to Write a Prescription and Pulls out a Rectal Thermometer. "Oh, Damn it," he Proclaims, "Some Asshole has my Pen!"
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Cute Lizard Gecko Belly Button Ring
Awwwww! This has got to be one of the Cutest Gecko Belly Button Rings I’ve ever seen… How Stinking Adorable! A Colorful, Enamel Lizard, that’s Perfect for your Navel. Dangling from a 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel Curved Barbell,…
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Star Wars Silicone Ring I Love You I Know
What a great gift for couples… and geeks! It’s silicone rings that are ideal for the Star Wars fans. Featuring rings that have the timeless saying “I Love You”, and another ring that reads “I know”. Both in Aurebesh…
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Chainmail Earrings
You know what you need? A Pair of Chainmail Earrings! Just think of how Sexy you’ll look with Chains Dangling from your Ears! Wear them with any Outfit, Casual Jeans and T-Shirt or even that Black Little Number! :)
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Cowboy Farts Bracelet
Do Cowboys Fart? I Watched Broke Back Mountain and I don’t remember them Farting… Hmm! Maybe they didn’t have enough Pork and Beans, like the Cowboys in this FUN Bracelet! “POOT”
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Pink Metallic Candy Nipple Shield
“Get up out of your Seat, Come on up to the Dance Floor, I’ve got Something so Sweet…” Madonna said it… Now you can Wear it! A Pink Metallic Candy Wrapped Nipple Shield Ring… That’s “Stick-Stick-Stick Sticky and Sweet!”
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Epic Fail Ear Plugs
LMAO! I need these… They are Epic Fail Ear Plugs that are really to the point. Epic Fail is a complete and Total Failure when Success should have been reasonably easy to attain! It is the Highest form of…