Will Return Necklace
This is SO me! I will return to Work in 8 hours… HA! You see these “Will Return” Clocks everywhere in Store Front Windows, but you never see them on the actual Worker. BAH! Talk about a Riot. Put this on, Kick Back, Relax… Let everyone know that you are on Break and Will Return at the Specified Time. I’d LOVE to see their Reactions! Oh look, the Boss is coming… :)
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Will Return Work Clock Pendant Necklace
I dig this Necklace. Made from Acrylic and Strung on an 18" Chain, this Clock actually has Hands that MOVE! So you really can Dictate what Time and WHEN you'll return. This is Perfect for Fridays, Casual Days, or Asshole Days! :) Which reminds me of a Joke... A Doctor reaches into his Smock to get a Pen to Write a Prescription and Pulls out a Rectal Thermometer. "Oh, Damn it," he Proclaims, "Some Asshole has my Pen!"
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Twelvish About Six Watch
LMAO! This Funny Watch just cracks me up! Really! It doesn’t Tell Time… It Laughs at Time! It gives you two options: TWELVISH or ABOUT SIX. HA! That’s all we really need to know… Right?
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Hammer Nipple Barbell Set
Can’t touch this, Look man u can’t touch this, You’ll probably get hyped boy ’cause you know you can’t u can’t touch this, Ring the bell school’s back in break it down, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Stop Hammer time!!! Hammer yours…
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Fried Chicken Wings Earrings
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Because it was Attached to your Ears! Yuck Yuck Yuck! And with these Adorable Miniature Chicken Wings, they’ll make Everyone DROOL! They look so Real, so Crispy, so Deep Fried, so Delicious……
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Gold Unicorn Ring
The Unicorn is a Legendary Animal that has been Described since Antiquity as a Beast with a Large, Pointed, Spiraling Horn Projecting from its Forehead…. Much like this Unicorn Ring… Only Blue, with Pink Ears… And a Twisted Horn…
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Star Trek Cat Pins
Boldly Go Where no Pin has Gone Before… An Amazing New Universe where Kirk and Spock are CATS! Star Trek Fans will love Wearing these Pins, for it’s a Unique New Twist on the Classic Series. Created by Jenny…
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Samara from “The Ring” Enamel Pin
Oh Crap! Ain’t no Girl Creepier then that Girl “Samara” from the Horror Movie “The Ring“. A Frightening Film about a Dead Girl with Long Black Hair that Crawls up out of her Well Death Bed to Kill her…
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