Will Return Necklace
This is SO me! I will return to Work in 8 hours… HA! You see these “Will Return” Clocks everywhere in Store Front Windows, but you never see them on the actual Worker. BAH! Talk about a Riot. Put this on, Kick Back, Relax… Let everyone know that you are on Break and Will Return at the Specified Time. I’d LOVE to see their Reactions! Oh look, the Boss is coming… :)
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Will Return Work Clock Pendant Necklace
I dig this Necklace. Made from Acrylic and Strung on an 18" Chain, this Clock actually has Hands that MOVE! So you really can Dictate what Time and WHEN you'll return. This is Perfect for Fridays, Casual Days, or Asshole Days! :) Which reminds me of a Joke... A Doctor reaches into his Smock to get a Pen to Write a Prescription and Pulls out a Rectal Thermometer. "Oh, Damn it," he Proclaims, "Some Asshole has my Pen!"
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Changing Optical Illusion Watch
Oh God… This Wrist Watch makes my Eyes Hurt just looking at it… It’s an Optical Illusion with a Crazy Moire Effect that Changes with the Time… Don’t Stare at it too long… The Face Pattern Spins and it’s…
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Mona Lisa Zombie Necklace
Mona Lisa was Painted by Leonardo da Vinci. He’s been Dead since 1519… And so has Moan-A-Lisa! Just look at this Gothic Dire Pendant featuring Mona Zombie herself. Talk about AWESOME!
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Peanuts Floating Charm Set
Awwww! These are CUTE! All you Charlie Brown Fans will LOVE these… They’re Floating Charms that go in those Floating Locket Necklaces, and they’re Colorful, Adorable, and FUN! For who doesn’t like Charlie Brown, especially at Halloween Time… It’s…
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Cat Ear’s Self Defense Ring
Bring out your Inner Ninja with this Cool Self-Defense Ring. It’s Cat Ear’s that Stick up and Definitely get your Point across. Cast in Solid Stainless Steel, this Survival Tool is Stylish and Functional. Just think of what you…
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Split Sword Belly Ring
Oh Man, this is just Awesome! It’s a Sword Belly Button Ring that’s Kick Ass Cool! It’s a Split Sword, so when you wear it, it looks like it’s Stabbing your Belly! SWEET! Not only that, but this Blade…
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4th Dimension Concrete Watch
Talk about a Cool Watch! This Watch Face looks just like Poured Concrete… As it should! Different Levels and Steps of Concrete circle the Watch Dial and Tell the Time! It’s the 4th Dimension… On your Wrist! :)
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