Will Return Work Clock Pendant Necklace
I dig this Necklace. Made from Acrylic and Strung on an 18" Chain, this Clock actually has Hands that MOVE! So you really can Dictate what Time and WHEN you'll return. This is Perfect for Fridays, Casual Days, or Asshole Days! :) Which reminds me of a Joke... A Doctor reaches into his Smock to get a Pen to Write a Prescription and Pulls out a Rectal Thermometer. "Oh, Damn it," he Proclaims, "Some Asshole has my Pen!"
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Cool Red Two Time Zone Watch
This Wrist Watch is so Crazy-Cool, I LOVE IT! Talk about Dramatic… It’s a Two-Time Zone Watch that’s Beautifully made with Artificial Red Leather (You can also get this in Yellow, White, Black and Blue), that’s Oversized showing Two…
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Ouija Eye Ring
“…The Better to Scream and Run away…” For it’s an All-Seeing Eye that’s Creepy as F… A Bright Blue Ouija Eyeball, that Sees the Past, the Present and the Future. Highly Unsettling Dire Eye, the Guidance of the Spirit…
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Potted Succulent Plant Earrings
How Stinking Cute… Succulent Plants for your Ears! Darling Little Potted Plants that look just like the Real Plants, but Smaller… And FAKE! Yes these Succulents are actually Handmade out of Polymer Clay. So you don’t have to Worry…
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Dinosaur Claw Earrings
Beautiful! These Fake Plugs are Kick Ass COOL! They’re Handmade Dinosaur Claw Earrings that look like Rustic Bones. Curved, Creepy, and Crazy, Perfect for your Ear Holes. Made out of Polymer Clay, these Plugs are Dark Brown, Hand Painted,…
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Cat Butt Bling Earrings
LMAO! Really! These Earrings CRACK me up! They are Cat Butt Earrings with something Special Dangling from them… Blinging Butt Holes! HA HA HA! Seriously! The Cat Butt Center is PINK (aren’t they all?), with a Gemstone inserted that…
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MILF Pregnancy Belly Ring
LMAO… Any Mom-to-be that wears this… Is a MOM I’d like to meet! HA! It’s a MILF Belly Button Ring, made exclusively for Pregnant Women! WOW! Made with an Adjustable and Flexible 14 Gauge Barbell, this Belly Ring will…