Will Return Necklace
This is SO me! I will return to Work in 8 hours… HA! You see these “Will Return” Clocks everywhere in Store Front Windows, but you never see them on the actual Worker. BAH! Talk about a Riot. Put this on, Kick Back, Relax… Let everyone know that you are on Break and Will Return at the Specified Time. I’d LOVE to see their Reactions! Oh look, the Boss is coming… :)
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Will Return Work Clock Pendant Necklace
I dig this Necklace. Made from Acrylic and Strung on an 18" Chain, this Clock actually has Hands that MOVE! So you really can Dictate what Time and WHEN you'll return. This is Perfect for Fridays, Casual Days, or Asshole Days! :) Which reminds me of a Joke... A Doctor reaches into his Smock to get a Pen to Write a Prescription and Pulls out a Rectal Thermometer. "Oh, Damn it," he Proclaims, "Some Asshole has my Pen!"
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Triple Spike Leather Bracelet
I NEED THIS! It would go Great with my Ninja Costume! It’s a Leather Bracelet that holds Three 4.5″ Metal Triangular Spikes, which can be used for Punch Spikes worn on the Fingers, to Climbing Spikes! Secure this Bracelet…
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Gone Squatchin Watch
Remember when Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar Man, came across Sasquatch in “The Secret of Bigfoot” Episode… That’s what I always thought Big Foot looked like. Ha Ha! Now I know Better… It’s really Dark, Blurry and Tree…
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Halloween Wood Pumpkin Ring
Totally Awesome! It’s a Fun Colorful Pumpkin Ring that’s Handmade out of Wood! Layered Birch Plywood, Laser Cut, then Painted with Acrylic Paint, IDEAL for Halloween! This Jack-O-Lantern is Comprised of 3 Rings, forming a 3 Dimensional Carved Pumpkin….
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Harry Potter Wand Cuff Bracelet
“Alarte Ascendare”, “Arresto Momentum”, “Bombarda Maxima”, “Carpe Retractum”, “Expelliarmus”, “Finite Incantatem”, “Inanimatus Conjurus”, “Locomotor Wibbly”, “Oculus Reparo”, “Peskipiksi Pesternomi”, “Tarantallegra”… I think that all means: Buy this Bracelet. Right? It’s a Hypoallergenic Harry Potter Bracelet Shaped just like his…
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Metaphysical Bracelet
Discover the Power of Art Amulets. Each image depicts Metaphysical Symbols, of Wealth, Healing, Love, Enlightenment, Joy, and Protection. How much of that could you use?
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Queen of Hearts Necklace
“Now, I give you Fair Warning, either YOU or your HEAD must be off, and that in about Half No Time! Take your Choice!” HA! That Queen… Always full of Wisdom… “Look Up, Speak Nicely and don’t Twiddle your…
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