Humpty Dumpty Charm
Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall, Humpty Dumpty had a Great Fall… CRACK! And this Charm sure does “CRACK” me up! It looks nothing like Humpty Dumpty. It looks more like Mr. Potato Head Constipated! HA!
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This Charm would look Great around your Neck! It's a Sad Humpty that looks like it's Mid-Fall! Those little Arms and Legs are Thrashing... The Mouth Ajar... It just makes me Laugh! Made from 925 Sterling Silver, this Charm is Hand Polished and comes in a Black Leatherette Gift Box... Where it will stay Forever! :) If you FALL in LOVE with this Dumpty, grab him before it's gone! :) Chain NOT included! (No wonder why he Fell)
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Geeky Bacon Bracelet
Ba Co N, stands for Barium, Cobalt, and Nitrogen… or in other words: BACON! HA! Such a Cute and Fun Bracelet that really shows what your True Love is… (Just like Homer Simpson) BACON! You Can’t NOT LOVE Pig…
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Mac and Cheese Ring
I LOVE Mac and Cheese… The Real Mac and Cheese, NOT the Off-Brand Mac. You know what I’m talking about. It’s just not the same! And this Mac and Cheese Ring, is Cute and, well, Cheesy! :)
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Zip Tie Ring
You know, if you have a Zip Tie in your Hands, you’ll probably Play with it. You’ll make a Ring. It’s inevitable! Plastic Cable Ties work on Everything… Even your Finger! And this Interesting Zip Tie Ring has been…
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Box of Skulls Necklace
Oh what a Blockhead… But in this Case, Dead ones. It’s a Resin Block, Transparent, Hosting a Massive Horde of Skulls. White, Crazy, Ideal for Halloween… With Deep set Eyes, Haunting Grins, and Cranium Cracks, these Skulls will Spook…
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Denture Brooch
LMAO! One of my Customers, an Elderly Gentleman comes in every Morning always Happy, so i said to him one day “George, you’re always Smiling, what’s your Secret?” He replied in his usual Gritting-his-Teeth-Voice, “Smiling? It’s my Dentures, they’re…
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Orange Stainless Steel Bracelet
This Stainless Steel Orange Rubber Bracelet is made entirely of Surgical Grade Stainless Steel and of course, Orange Rubber! Great Look, very Cool, very Different. You can’t go wrong with Orange!
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