Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Eggsactly!
This Charm would look Great around your Neck! It's a Sad Humpty that looks like it's Mid-Fall! Those little Arms and Legs are Thrashing... The Mouth Ajar... It just makes me Laugh! Made from 925 Sterling Silver, this Charm is Hand Polished and comes in a Black Leatherette Gift Box... Where it will stay Forever! :) If you FALL in LOVE with this Dumpty, grab him before it's gone! :) Chain NOT included! (No wonder why he Fell)
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Mandarin Orange Earrings
What does an Orange sweat? Orange Juice!… Why did the blonde girl stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate… Knock knock – Who’s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana? HA……
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Resistance is Futile Ring
The Borg is a Fictional Alien Race that Appears in the Star Trek Universe. They are Cybernetic Organisms Functioning as Drones in a Hive Mind called the Collective, or the Hive. And when they say “Resistance is Futile”, they…
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Stainless Steel Chain Ear Weights
Pull down your lobes with these ultra-hip ear weights. Steel chains, open and hook on your lobe holes or ear gauges, and gently add weight to stretch those bad boys out. Great looking chains, 316L stainless steel, for ear…
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Death Star Bead Bracelet
Nothing like a Death Star to Brighten your Mood. It’s the Coolest Death Star you’ll see, orbiting your Wrist with Black Lava Rock (a.k.a. Anakin Skywalker Shish Kebab) Bead Bracelet. The Death Star is Cast in 316L Stainless Steel,…
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Rainbow Rubber Ring
Ah, no wonder why you can never find the END of the Rainbow… it’s made out of Rubber! And so is this Rubber Rainbow Ring! With a Combo of Stainless Steel and Rubber, this Rainbow will bring Happiness and…
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Jelly Bean Necklace
Sugar, Corn Syrup, and Pectin… Oh Boy, I LOVE those Jelly Beans! Jelly Belly’s, Spicy, Popcorn Flavored, Cinnamon… You name it, they’re all Delicious. Scrumptious Small Bean-Shaped Sugar Candies with Soft Candy Shells and Thick Gel… YUM! Gotta have…