Humpty Dumpty Charm
Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall, Humpty Dumpty had a Great Fall… CRACK! And this Charm sure does “CRACK” me up! It looks nothing like Humpty Dumpty. It looks more like Mr. Potato Head Constipated! HA!
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This Charm would look Great around your Neck! It's a Sad Humpty that looks like it's Mid-Fall! Those little Arms and Legs are Thrashing... The Mouth Ajar... It just makes me Laugh! Made from 925 Sterling Silver, this Charm is Hand Polished and comes in a Black Leatherette Gift Box... Where it will stay Forever! :) If you FALL in LOVE with this Dumpty, grab him before it's gone! :) Chain NOT included! (No wonder why he Fell)
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Classic Calculator Keypad Watch
Classic? Or Nerdy? Either way, it’s a Big Calculator Watch that’ll raise a Few Eyebrows, and Fingers. For it looks just like a Calculator (even has the Numbers in the Correct Position), and it Lights up in Sequence to…
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Chess Set Earrings
I LOVE Chess! Always have! I must own 10 different Chess Boards, anything from Glass, to Middle Earth, to Magnetic Travel Sets… And these Earrings look just as GOOD! Cool Chess Piece Dangles that will show your LOVE of…
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Time Is Short Watch
Very Cool Simulated 3D X-Ray Imaging Technology transforms this Insane Watch from a hand to A SKELETON with a flick of the Wrist causing everyone to do a Double-Take. Great Watch! Great Gift!
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Sausage Man Necklace
LMAO! Oh Man and his Sausage… He likes the Meat now doesn’t he? And just like this Pendant, this Bearded Man is Happy to Chow down on Sausage Link after Sausage Link. It’s an Antiqued Bronze Pendant Necklace, approx…
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Flesh Horror Movie Bracelet
Crazy… This Bracelet reminds me of Leatherface, Jeepers Creepers, all those Horror Movies where they take people’s Skin and Faces and Sew them into Masks… YIKES! Cool, Scary, and Perfect for your Arm! This Bracelet is Handmade to Order,…
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Hands Off The Booty Tie Bar
Fresh New Kicks and Pants, you got it Like that now you know you Wanna Dance, so Move out of your Seat, and get a Fly Girl and Catch this Beat, while it’s Rollin’ hold on Pump a little…
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