The Amazing Hypnotic Glasses Necklace
Everybody wants to Wear a Pair of these Hypnotic Glasses. Put them on at the Beach and "WHOO-HOO!" Right? They may not work, but they sure were Enticing! :) And now you can show off these Novelty 70's Glasses around your Neck for all to See! And that's no Illusion! Those Crazy Ads didn't always tell the Truth, but the REAL Truth is, you're gonna LOVE these Specs! :)
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Pepperoni Pizza Earrings
YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)
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Dangle Leg Lamp Earrings
“It’s a Major Award!” “It’s a Lamp!” “What a Great Lamp!” “It’s Indescribably Beautiful!” “The Soft Glow of Electric Sex Gleaming in the Window!” “It reminds me of the Fourth of July!”… It’s A Christmas Story; My Favorite Christmas…
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Thermometer Earrings
“Mix a Little Bit of Ah, Ah, With a Little Bit of Ah, Ah, It’s Gettin Hot in Here, So Take off all your Clothes…” Just like Nelly Sings, it’s HOT in Ear! And with these COOL Thermometer Earrings,…
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Do Me Ear Plug
“Here we are in this Big Old Empty Room, Staring each other Down, U Want me just as much as I Want U, let’s Stop Fooling around, Take me Baby… Kiss me all over… Play with my Love, Bring…
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Nine Planets Ring
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto… Oh wait, Pluto isn’t a Planet… Yes it is, No it isn’t… HA! With this Beautiful and AMAZING Ring, it is! And it looks GREAT! :)
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Steampunk Dog Tag Necklace
Very Cool! I have always been a Big Fan of Steampunk Jewelry and I LOVE Dog Tags! So Combining them is Wonderful! And this Dog Tag is a Unique Dog Tag Necklace that is a Perfect Gift for the…