I always knew you had a Black Heart! After all, you are the Black Sheep of the Family, AND you do smoke non-stop! Oh wait… This is a ZOMBIE Heart with Bloody Veins! My Bad!

LMAO! Nice, real nice… What a Great Gag Gift for the Blue Line. It’s a Donut Task Force Tie Bar Clip that Features a Scrumptious Donut inside of a Mini Law Enforcement Police FBI Badge… What a HOOT! Not…

Oh I Freaking Love it! Kraken Ear Plugs! SWEET! The Kraken is a Legendary Sea Monster of Large Proportions Wildly Popular from the Movie Clash of the Titans. The Kraken is the Pet of Poseidon, and Zeus orders it…

Feeling Dangerous? Want to look like a Bad Boy? Well with this Nipple Ring, you can make anyone’s day… For it’s a Nipple Barbell Ring that features Cool and Creepy Razor Blades… Not Real Blades, of course, but still…

EGADS! SPIDERS! YUCK! Want to Freak some people out? Purchase these Slick Black Spiders and stick them in your Ears. It’ll make em Scream and Run. For they look so Realistic, so Creepy, so Crawly, you can almost feel…

When you need a donut (and who doesn’t need a donut), this ring is all the colorful fun you’ll want. Unless you really have a sweet tooth… It’s a fun donut shaped ring, hole and all, with pink enamel…