“People Keep Telling me I have a Perfect Ass… I Don’t Think So, it’s got a Crack in it!” HA! JOKE: “What’s the one Thing you’ll never see a Plumber do?” “Bite his Nails!” LMAO! And these Dangly Earrings…

NICE!!!!!!! Here, Hold my Beer, I’m going to take a BATH… FOREVER! Muah ha ha ha ha ha! It’s Room 237 Hotel Keys Ripped Right from Stephen King’s “The Shining”, and boy are they Bloody Cool. Looking just like…

lol Ain’t this the Truth? HA! Freaking Cats… It’s a Feline Pendant that’s sure to bring many Laughs! A Tile Pendant, with a Black Cat reading “Feed Me… Or No One Sleeps!” And anybody who owns a Cat, knows…

I Always Feel Like, Somebody’s Watching Me… And with these Funky Dangle Earrings, you’re probably right. Bright Yellow Polymer Clay with Adorable ‘Endora Eyes’ (From Bewitched) make these Earrings Perfect for Halloween and Haunting Good Fun. Made with Sterling…

Lovely… Don’t like it, DEAL WITH IT! The meme “Deal With It” is an expression used as a Retort in Response to someone’s Disapproval. Often Associated with Image Macros and Animated GIFs, which the Subject wears a Pair of…

A Superb Wristwatch featuring the Surrealist Master and his ‘tache. This Fab Dali Watch is for Surrealists, Dadaists, Modernists, Troublemakers and anyone COOL. Comes in a Super Smart “Tempus Fugit” Gift Box!