I Love You This Much Brooch
“A Bus Full of Housewives going on a Picnic Crashed with no Survivors. Each Husband Cried for a Week, but one Husband Continued Crying for more than Two Weeks. When Asked, He Replied Miserably, “My Wife Missed that Bus!” HA! Love, Relationships, Whatever it is you call it, everyone has their own Version… Just like this Brooch! :)
via Etsy #Ad
I Love You This Much Brooch Pin
This Brooch Pin makes me Laugh. "I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH" with an Arrow pointing to a little itty bitty Red Heart! HA! Just a Wee Bit... Enough to make everyone Chuckle and Smile... A Wife asked her Husband, "Honey, will you still Love me when I am Old and Overweight?" The Man Replied, "Yes, I do!" Bah ha ha... "Why didn't the Man Report his Stolen Credit Card?" "Because the Thief was Spending less then his Wife!" Ha, I Kill me. :) Stick this Brooch in your Hat, Sweater, Coat, or Forehead, and you'll be Killing People too! Killing them with Laughter! :)
-
Bloody Scissor Earrings
Uhh, you got a little BLOOD on your Ears… These AWESOME Earrings will make everyone think twice about approaching you. Bloody Scissors Dangling from your Lobes. HOW COOL IS THAT! SNIP SNIP!
-
Creepy Evil Head Pendant
CREEEEEEPY!!!! Someone buy this, PLEASE! It’s too good to pass up. For it’s the Ugliest, Creepiest, Most Awesome Horror Pendant ever made. Handmade from a Delightful Etsy Artist, this Head is molded from Polymer Clay, Hand Painted, and Attached…
-
Crystal Dog and Bone Bangle Bracelet
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW! This Bangle Bracelet is so Darling… It makes me Drool! It’s Puppy Love, a 7 3/4″ Bangle Bracelet that will get everyone Barking. Featuring a Whimsical Crystal Dog (with a Red Bow Tie) and Bone, cast in Sterling…
-
Working Piston Ring
What a BEAUTIFUL Ring! Designed for Gear Heads who love Horsepower! It’s so COOL! It’s a Ring with a Piston on top, that actually WORKS! The Piston moves back and forth with a Flick of your Thumb! Kick Ass!
-
Log Lady Brooch
WTF? HA! I don’t know what to say about this Brooch… It’s Hilarious enough! It’s the Log Lady from Twin Peaks saying “MY LOG HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU”… I’m sure it does! Wear this on your Coat and…
-
Soccer Field Cufflinks
These Cufflinks are Too Cool! Green Soccer Field Cufflinks, featuring Bright Green Playing Turf, Zone Lines… AND A SOCCER BALL! (Really Just a Metal Ball, but you get the Point!) Fun Stuff! Play Ball!
Prices could change at any time!