I Love You This Much Brooch
“A Bus Full of Housewives going on a Picnic Crashed with no Survivors. Each Husband Cried for a Week, but one Husband Continued Crying for more than Two Weeks. When Asked, He Replied Miserably, “My Wife Missed that Bus!” HA! Love, Relationships, Whatever it is you call it, everyone has their own Version… Just like this Brooch! :)
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I Love You This Much Brooch Pin
This Brooch Pin makes me Laugh. "I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH" with an Arrow pointing to a little itty bitty Red Heart! HA! Just a Wee Bit... Enough to make everyone Chuckle and Smile... A Wife asked her Husband, "Honey, will you still Love me when I am Old and Overweight?" The Man Replied, "Yes, I do!" Bah ha ha... "Why didn't the Man Report his Stolen Credit Card?" "Because the Thief was Spending less then his Wife!" Ha, I Kill me. :) Stick this Brooch in your Hat, Sweater, Coat, or Forehead, and you'll be Killing People too! Killing them with Laughter! :)
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Dual Time Zone Large Sport Watch
Nice. Huge. Just the way I like it… A Massive Wrist Watch that’s Sporty, Geeky, and Very, Very COOL! A Dual Time Zone Watch that is Gaudy, Gigantic, and will look Pretty Sweet on your Wrist. With a Black…
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Clear Cork Bottle Plugs
Cool Earrings… The Biggest Problem is Deciding what to Store in them… Blood? Gold Dust? Unicorn Farts? It’s Clear Glass Bottles that will Stretch your Ears and Draw Attention for sure. Fun Cork Bottle Ear Gauge Plugs that come…
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Kitten Earrings
“How do you know when your Cat’s done Cleaning Herself?” “She’s Smoking a Cigarette!” “What did the Cat say when he Lost all his Money?” “I’m Paw!” “What is a Cat’s Favorite Color?” “Purrrple!” Oh Stop the Madness! Bring…
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Laceration Bracelet
You know, this reminds me of that night that I got stuck inside the Dryer with a Butcher Knife… HA! Alright, that didn’t happen… at night. But with this INSANE Bracelet, people will think it did. Resembling something that…
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Toxic Green Bracelet
Feeling a little Slimy? Like the Slimer Ghost from Ghostbusters? HA! Well, this Toxic Bracelet is just what you need. A Dripping Toxic Green Bracelet, hand created out of Durable Vinyl, and Adjustable to Wrist Sizes “one size fits…
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Seven Pathetic Chakras Pin
The Seven Pathetic Chakras of Jerry Smith (Rick and Morty) Glow Pin is a Tribute to Jerrys everywhere. Even his Little Worm has a Pink Root Chakra. HA! Jerry’s Chakras are Quite Pathetic; but his Root, Sacral, Solar Plexus,…
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