Oh these Earrings are Little Stinkers… Funny Cans of Pork and Beans with a Lovely “POOT” Dangling off the Bottom like a Dingleberry. How Cute! Unusual, Clever, Fun, and hey FARTS! Little Paper Wrapped Plastic, Lightweight, with Oxidized Copper…

This is Incredible… It’s a Clinically Proven Wrist Band that Prevents Motion Sickness! You put it on when you Ride Vehicles like: Cars, Boats, Planes, Cruise Ships, even Roller Coasters, as well as Video Game First Shooters! It CURES…

SICK! This really makes my Heart Beat… For it’s an Anatomical Heart, Red, Detailed, Realistic Looking, with a Pair of Deadly Scissors Stabbed into it. AWESOME! Wicked, Gnarly, Certainly an Eye-Opener! And with Valentines coming, there’s no Better way…

This Pendant is very Dreamy and Dire at the same time. It makes me think Avatar mixed with Pet Sematary mixed with Lord of the Rings… Am I right? Forests are always COOL and CREEPY, and this Magical Forest…

The Celestial Sun and Moon are often Combined together as a Whole. They represent the Positioning of the Sky, Stars, Sun, Moons, Outer Space, and Astronomy. These Celestial Bodies are also looked on as the Spiritual World and Religion…

Having a Murder Mystery or a Halloween Party? Why not wear these Way Cool Cleaver Earrings! Made of Silver-Plated Brass, they will get your ears noticed FAST! Drip Drip Drip!!!